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tonsofbaggage

30 M Glendale, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Sagittarius, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
In a googol years from now the universe will be a galaxy-less, absolute zero, pitch black void. Enjoy the Micro-second energy flash that is your existence.

I'm into full body PJ's, bamboo, and the opposite of Katherine Heigl.
My demeanor is that of a Great White shark mixed with a grandma.

P.S my name is a joke. I have an acceptable amount of baggage.
What I’m doing with my life
struggling to find my place in the world.
I’m really good at
eating pizza
spending money
napping during a rainstorm
hijinks and tomfoolery
standing in a sunbeam and staring off into the distance
general waywardness
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
BOOKS:
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, On the road, Dharma Bums
Bedwetter, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland, Live From New York, I'll Sleep When I'm Dead, The Killing Joke, The Watchmen
The Nerdist Way, Breakfast of Champions and others
MUSIC:
Tool, Massive Attack, Radiohead, NIN, Underworld, Orbital, SBTRKT, Mount Kimbie, Dirty Projectors, Sufjan Stevens, Wye Oak, Amon Tobin, Third Eye Foundation, Matt Elliot, JHNO, Goldie, Air, Fiona Apple, Bjork, Beth Orton, St. Vincent, Lana Del rey, Sia, The Weeknd, Burial, Portishead, The Ink Spots, Megadeth, Aphex Twin, Squarepusher, Genesis, King Crimson, Rush, Pink Floyd, Led Zepplin, Flying Lotus, Bonobo, Mos Def, The Roots, Talib Kweli, Danny Brown, El-P, Das Racist, Diplo, TNGHT, Grizzly Bear, Alt J, Unkle, Warren Zevon, Koreless, Galactronic, Kaminanda, Between the Buried and Me, TV on the Radio, Sunna, Thundercat, Tricky, Saul Williams, Puscifer, A Perfect Circle, Martina Topley-Bird, James Blake, Chvrches, Ray LaMontagne, Zombi, Darkside, Tim Heckler, Machinedrum, Rolling Stones, David Bowie, YES, Tobacco, Liars, Todd Terje, Teebs, The Books
SHOWS:
Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Castle, 30 Rock, Always Sunny, Community, Newsroom, Deadwood, Real Time with Bill Maher, Dr. Who, Luther, Dowton Abbey, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Game of Thrones, Last Week Tonight W/ John Oliver, Sherlock Holmes
MOVIES:
Citizen Kane, Chinatown, The Big Lebowski, The OxBow Incident, Caddyshack, Fletch, Evil Dead, Nosferatu, Jurassic Park, Pitch Perfect, Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure and Bogus Journey
The six things I could never do without
family
friends
music
laughter
working out
pizza
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what other people are thinking about.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually listening to Scott Joplin and getting into hilarious situations.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I payed money for a Hoobastank album once. :(
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you like stuff.

If you can rock the Sundress/Jean Jacket combo... It's on!

You know/love Toad the Wet Sprocket.

I'm looking for my Detective Beckett.