Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am the type of guy that usually has a smile on his face and 75%
of the time there's probably a touch of the mischievous in
I love cracking jokes and messing around and I tend to push the
boundary on what's appropriate.
I don't stress out easily and I tend to handle stress fairly well
when it comes my way.
I love going to microbreweries and trying their beer. I've just
recently joined the untappd world and I'm having a blast expanding
my beer horizons!
Lastly, and most importantly, I have a five year old son who stays
with me half of the week and is a huge part of my life so if that
doesn't appeal then push the buttons that make me go away.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I've been working on the railroad..... yes I often hum and sing
that song as I work :) In my free time I'm either
cleaning/organizing my house, playing soccer, watching football,
working out, playing various video games, watching amazon prime,
out drinking beers with the lads and ladettes... it's a word... in
my head... much like funner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm pretty fantastic at soccer as long as the people I'm playing
against aren't ;) I'm great at using little smiley guys in text and
making up my own meaning of what said face is attempting to
express. Reading children's books in funny voices. Singing horribly
to songs I love when they are only playing in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My magnificent bulge... is what I'd like to put here. Unfortunately
it's probably my smile or some stupid shit like that :(
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I don't really know what my favorite book would be so here are some
of my favorite authors. Laurel K. Hamilton, Terry Goodkind, Robert
Jordan, R.A. Salvatore, Dan Brown... and for all you band wagon
bastards who see the trend I will not add George R.R. Martin! He
kills everyone I love and makes me sad!
Movies are pretty much typical guy movies minus anything Will
Farrell. That guy can sit and spin on a spork.
I'm mostly into rock. Examples of bands are, but not limited to,
Breaking Benjamin, Three Days Grace, Nothing More, Seether,
I'm not a foodie so I'll eat whatever.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My legs. Seriously that would suck balls and be horribly depressing
Also, I need at least one hand...
Does that count as two or three?
I'm pretty attached to the convenience of my mobile device.
Pizza is a staple for me as is beer so there's two and I suppose
the last is either my kid or my dog... that's a tough one there...
I'm just gonna leave the sixth one blank so I don't have to make a
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Not sex. Or women. Or sex with women. Mostly I just think about
flowers and all the pretty growing things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
All alone :( ooorrr out with friends ooorrr at home playing video
games with my brother who resides in Italy currently.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
(I like talking to complete strangers)
You want some candy
(I have this really cool van with lots of candy in it...)
You like beer!
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