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29 M Gambrills, MD

I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 15
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
A little extra
Atheism, and laughing about it
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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Have been enjoying Hockey way too much lately. I dunno.

I enjoy being lost.

I have a weakness for crossword puzzles.

I like deeply analyzing shallow pop culture.

If your answer to "what do you listen to?" is either "everything" or "anything but country and rap LOLOL!" we will not get along.

I am never finished exploring.

Apparently not liking seafood means I wasn't ACTUALLY born in MD.

I have a passion for chili.

I'll probably try to cook for you.

I begrudgingly admit that people are a big part of what gives life depth.

I hate people. I (usually) love individuals.
What I’m doing with my life
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Workwise I am part of the finance team at a company doing government IT contracting. Lifewise is still a bit of a work in progress..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Been loving everything by Bret Easton Ellis lately. Otherwise Burroughs (Wm.), Kerouac, Selby, Camus, Vonnegut, Ginsberg, Derrick Brown, a lot of classics, good philosophers.
Also love Pihkal and Tihkal.

I will watch pretty much any movie once. I enjoy weird movies. I love to watch awful horror movies, but only if I'm able to mercilessly mock them. I will also watch pretentious art-house FILMS, but I probably won't take it too seriously.
Some favs that come to mind: Brick, Grosse Point Blank, Pulp Fiction, Big Lebowski, The Life Aquatic, Coffee and Cigarettes... TBC

Drunk History, Orphan Black, The Wire, Arrested Development, No Reservations (<3 Bourdain), Breaking Bad, Iron Chef, Life and Earth (The Discovery Channel series)

My taste in music varies a lot. I can get into pretty much any genre, as long as it's being done well, and I refuse to completely discount a genre in its entirety.
I do listen to a lot of pretentiously hip "indie rock" and pretentiously shallow "rap."
Recent Favs: Chvrches. Modern Baseball. Arctic Monkeys. The xx. The Weeknd. Purity Ring. Twin Shadow. Dirty Beaches.
Check it:

will give anything at least 2 chances.
favs include Cubans, Banh Mi, Gyros, Pho and Pupusas.
need to try Ethiopian (it's ridiculous that i spend time in DC and haven't done this), Indian and Tapas.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
some device that plays recordings of people making sounds
all of the interwebz
James Franco
big-ass pillow
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Man's struggle against his nature, the darkness before the storm, and the impermanence of being.

Haha jk, it's mostly just dick jokes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Love me some Katy. Don't understand hash tags. #shootmeintheface
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