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24 Phuket, Thailand Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Feb 22
Asian, Indian, Other
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body type
Mostly anything
When drinking
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of high school
Sales / Marketing
Rather not say
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Hindi (Okay), Tamil (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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The Myers-Briggs Type Indicator types my personality as xNTx, most often as INTP. Introverted, intuitive, thinking and perceptive. Which I take with a pinch of salt because I am skeptical about the fields of clinical psychology and psychiatry. The so called professionals of these fields tend to quickly conclude that I am a schizoid sociopath. Which I like to think isn't true.

I grew up in Bombay and have moved to Phuket only recently and love it out here.. For me, this place is paradise found. I stay near Rawai beach where the sunsets are great.
What I’m doing with my life
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Here in Thailand I am mostly taking it easy, trying to get fit and not drink too much.

Professionally I'm in Sales & Marketing, and also export leather products.

I have an internet marketing business with offices in India.

Capitalist pig of the merchant class...

But I don't own many material possessions. Being able to live out of a bag makes me feel very Free...

I've also started taking Russian lessons
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making the phone ring (marketing stuff).
The first things people usually notice about me
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People have complained that I zone out during conversations. This is because I multi task in my head or sometimes am just plain dull. I'm still listening though & mean no disrespect. Some have also said that I come across as quiet. I have worked on my small talk skills but I still think before I speak and I generally do not ask or like to be asked questions of a personal nature. Trivial is fine, nosy is not.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Fiction and satirical commentary, and a bit of philosophy. Big fan of Mr. Hunter S. Thompson & Marcus Aurelius. Favorites include h2g2 & catch-22, A confederacy of dunces and "Do androids dream of electric sheep".

I mostly agree with Descartes' stance, and Howard Bloom's worldview.

Movies: Noir, surrealist, grindhouse, documentaries and arthouse cinema. Tarantino, Werner Herzog, Martin Scorsese, Sidney Lumet, Quentin Dupieux, Qaushiq Mukherjee & Kaizad Gustad are some directors whom I like.

Music: A lot of classical; Mozart, Beethoven, Rachmaninov, Chopin.

Also 80s rock, soft rock, gangsta rap, Hindi.

I watch some TV shows namely; Dexter, Breaking Bad, Magnum P.I, Burn Notice & Pinky and the Brain.

Food: Venison, Japanese, Indian Punjabi, Italian...I'll eat anything with protein. Love me a good steak with blood still on it, fresh sashimi and a crisp Samosa.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I have done, and can do without anything. I take nothing for granted.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The futility & pointlessness of all efforts, creative methods to get stuff done.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Not set in stone but I would either be a) working (which means yelling things into the phone and doodling on sticky notes, seriously) or b) in the company of interesting misfits having long drawn out conversations about a wide range of topics. Hopefully sipping on a warm non alcoholic beverage.

Or if it's been a very busy week, I like to go to the strip clubs and massage parlors. They help me relax. Binge drinking and beautiful naked ladies make for good catharsis. Patong...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I made a conscious decision to jump out of a third floor apartment's window while drunk, not for reasons suicidal but for the adrenaline rush, nagging curiosity and "fun" factor.

Being the excellent anesthetic that alcohol is, I got up on my feet and walked about 500 meters, bought some cigarettes and walked back to said third floor apartment to sleep off the booze.

I woke up with a nasty hangover of mammoth proportions compounded by the pain, and discovered that I had fractured the tibia in my left leg for which I had to undergo surgery and was bed ridden for 2 months.

I still find this entire incident to be insanely hilarious.
You should message me if
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I'm looking for an easy going friend to hang out with. If you can speak English and complement my qualities we'd probably have a good time. Even better if you're a flirtatious and entertaining type of girl.

I'm always interested in learning new skills, so anything that you can teach me will probably get my attention.