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35 • M • Indianapolis, IN
I’m looking for
- Girls who like guys
- Ages 28–40
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Today – 6:26am
- 5′ 10″ (1.78m)
- Body Type
- Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
- Graduated from university
- Politics / Government
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Has a kid
- English, Spanish (Poorly)
tennis (for an amateur)
playing the sax
listening to others with an open mind
making kick-ass guacamole
staying calm under stressful situations
making damn good vegan chili
I swear, I'm really good at a lot of other things...
Oh, my ass looks good in jeans. Hold on, that's what dudes say to me.
Books: Sirens of Titan; The Catcher in the Rye; Apathy and other small victories; Let's Pretend This Never Happened
Shows: Mixology; Believe; Lost; Revolution; 24; Once Upon a Time; Modern Family; How I met your mother; Big Bang Theory; White Collar; New Girl; Breaking Bad; Orange is the New Black
Food: Thai; Sushi; Mexican; Indian; Ethiopian; Korean; Chinese; Italian; Mediterranean .... I guess I can just summarize by saying I like everything!
Movies: "Instructions not included"
I'm not kidding, being a kid in the 80s was fucking dangerous. When I was kid, we didn't stay inside and play video games all day; instead, we had rock fights, jumped off roofs , played in the sewers (Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was really popular back in the day), played guns (not pansy guns that make stupid electronic sounds but shooting each other with real BB guns), watched Jean-Claude Van Damme movies and tried out karate moves on my brother ...I can go on and on.
This is why parents these days are paranoid about their kids safety and they should be! Well...maybe if you have a boy. If you have a girl, then don't let them play with boys until like never.
I bought myself a Ninja Blender recently and constantly think about what I should ninja blend.
After reading my profile again, I've noticed that I may sound like an immature, foul mouth, dangerous, bastard. I'm really not! My psychologist told me I'm normal. Kidding. I don't see a psychologist anymore.
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