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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 20-30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 28
Relationship Type
Mostly monogamous
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Rather not say
Christianity and laughing about it
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids but wants them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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I am a classic example of "started from the bottom".

I Work hard and play harder. No better feeling in this world than laughing til you can't laugh anymore. If I'm involved in something, it gets 110% of my focus. Whether its inventing a new dish or yard work.

I'm really indifferent about most things, I just like to have fun.

I'm hilarious.

I love tattoos. I have four, one of which is an unfinished half sleeve. Hoping to finish it up before summer, along with starting the new sleeve/shoulder/chest wrap I've been wanting for a few years.
What I’m doing with my life
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Work, work, work, and.... work! Still climbing the dreaded ladder. I'm never content in anything I do, always striving for something better.

I would like to get back into school, but have absolute zero idea of what I would pursue.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Call of Duty. Haha! I'm pretty damn good over a stove. I'm really handy, able to fix most things that go awry within a household. I'm also great at writing; I've been known to fill a few pages within a very short time span.

I love debating. Its hilarious.

Beer pong.

Making people laugh.

Making my voice about nine octaves deeper so that I sound like the AllState guy or the guy who does the voiceovers for suspenseful movies trailers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My hands. They're like miniature fans.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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HIMYM, Blue Mountain State, Family Guy, Top Gear, Friday Night Lights (the movie). I like all music for the most part.

I love sushi. I love cereal. I love steak. I love potatoes. I love seafood. I just love food. I really do enjoy cooking, kinda one of my most favorite things to do. Ever.

Not too big in books anymore, but I do enjoy some light reading every now and then.

I listen to most types of music, with the exception of country music. I don't think its bad, I just dont like it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Sense of Humor
Music. I'd probably go insane if I could never hear music again.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Superpowers, missed shot at being a pro ball player, being on a special ops unit.... just about everything, my mind is a friggin' amusement park.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At work, unfortunately.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I couldn't swim until August of 2013.

I'm afraid of spiders.
You should message me if
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You love to laugh.