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too_much_swag

25 Newport Beach, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women who like men
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
May 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
if you're cool, no drama, like to party, and wanna have fun doing random shit, I'm your dude.

me in a nutshell is basically just work, school, play. I'm a boat captain/computer programmer and I like to drink.

Also, not to brag, but I'm amazing in the sack.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really, really, really good at bull riding. like freakishly good. i discovered this talent in a bar once, and never looked back
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my irresistible charm, or my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books - stephen king, sir arthur conan doyle, robert louis stevenson, mark twain, george RR martin, ray bradbury, could go on for a while
movie - the Matrix, star wars, tombstone are the big 3
tv shows - south park, house m.d., the Office, parks and recreation, and anything Gordon Ramsay does
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A pulse, the use of my legs, my lava lamp, my computer, and the show "House." That's only 5 things, because I'm rebellious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
what do 1 legged people call their leg clothing? jean? short? underpant?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
out and about.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I was 11, I swallowed a belt buckle. That's not a joke, it really happened.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're the type of person that isn't boring and likes to get into random adventures

also, i think jenna marbles is the sexiest woman on the face of this planet and if you are anything like her personality wise