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too_much_swag

25 M Newport Beach, CA

My Details

Last Online
May 7
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Job
Transportation
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
if you're cool, no drama, like to party, and wanna have fun doing random shit, I'm your dude.

me in a nutshell is basically just work, school, play. I'm a boat captain/computer programmer and I like to drink.

Also, not to brag, but I'm amazing in the sack.
I’m really good at
I'm really, really, really good at bull riding. like freakishly good. i discovered this talent in a bar once, and never looked back
The first things people usually notice about me
my irresistible charm, or my hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - stephen king, sir arthur conan doyle, robert louis stevenson, mark twain, george RR martin, ray bradbury, could go on for a while
movie - the Matrix, star wars, tombstone are the big 3
tv shows - south park, house m.d., the Office, parks and recreation, and anything Gordon Ramsay does
The six things I could never do without
A pulse, the use of my legs, my lava lamp, my computer, and the show "House." That's only 5 things, because I'm rebellious.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
what do 1 legged people call their leg clothing? jean? short? underpant?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was 11, I swallowed a belt buckle. That's not a joke, it really happened.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you're the type of person that isn't boring and likes to get into random adventures

also, i think jenna marbles is the sexiest woman on the face of this planet and if you are anything like her personality wise