I'm really just kind of bored lately and am looking for someone to have some good times with. Don't be boring is a rule I live by. I also refuse to enter the city of Santa Ana. It's scary and i'm pretty sure there are vampires there.

I'm kind of a nerd, but the cool kind. I like to write comedy and short stories, going to the beach to get my tan on (still hopelessly white) and play pool. I enjoy just about everything, but mostly poetry and a glass of Scotch.

I really like Star Wars and Star Trek. I mean, not to brag, but I do have a lightsaber mounted on my wall. It's only plastic, but I'm going to upgrade to a glass one that lights up hopefully someday. When the technology becomes available, I will get a real one and decapitate all my foes.

I work on a boat and I'm currently trying to break into the Starbucks biz. I aim high.

seriously though, I want to write professionally and get into standup comedy.

I'm really, really, really good at bull riding. like freakishly good. i discovered this talent in a bar once, and never looked back

my irresistible charm, or my hair

books - stephen king, sir arthur conan doyle, robert louis stevenson, mark twain, george RR martin, ray bradbury, could go on for a while
movie - the Matrix, star wars, tombstone are the big 3
tv shows - south park, house m.d., the Office, parks and recreation, and anything Gordon Ramsay does

A pulse, the use of my legs, my lava lamp, my computer, and the show "House." That's only 5 things, because I'm rebellious.

what do 1 legged people call their leg clothing? jean? short? underpant?

out and about.

When I was 11, I swallowed a belt buckle. That's not a joke, it really happened.

you're the type of person that isn't boring and likes to get into random adventures

also, i think jenna marbles is the sexiest woman on the face of this planet and if you are anything like her personality wise