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toohardtoget

38 M Beaverton, OR

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:12pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it matters a lot
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
I haven't figured out this "online dating" thing yet because everyone keeps wanting to meet in the physical realm. As soon as I do though I'm going to market it, sell out, and retire (feel free to indulge me with your ideas). I spend most of my time trying to make people think that I'm as funny as I do (even though I know that is impossible). It's only a matter of time before I offend the next uptight Portlander though.
My passions are simple yet deeply seeded into my heart and soul. They include good beer and or trying to make good beer, rooting for the Timbers, and loving my favorite films. Now I seek my next passion in life.
What I’m doing with my life
Taking the max to my job, driving my car on my days off, perfecting my homebrew reciepes, yelling at the referee durring the Timbers game, having fun while waiting for the one.
I’m really good at
Doing what I set out to do
Being honest
Being on time
Sense of direction
Planning the next adventure
Driving stick shift
Shaving my head
Going for a run and then eating a chocolate chip cookie
Lying about my age because I'm barely legal
Making you laugh
Keeping you warm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music:
Audioslave
Cranberries
Tool
Offspring
Yoko Kanno
Lindsey Stirling
Birthday Massacre
Apocalyptica
Blackmill

Movies:
The Red Shoes
Amelie
In the Mood for Love
Up
The Insider
Rebecca
Snatch
Boondock Saints
Equilibrium

Directors:Scorsese,Kurosawa,Hitchcock,Michael Powell,Miyazaki,Tran An Hung, Wong Kar-wai,Yimou,Michael Mann,Christopher Nolan,Wes Anderson,Paul Thomas Anderson... etc

Games:
Valkyria Chronicles
Bravley Default
Ni No Kuni
BioShock Infinite(I'll never be suprized by time travel story again)
Suikoden

TV:
How I Met Your Mother(adore)
Fringe (conspiracy)
The Shield(biased toward sexy, bald, and kicking ass)
Parks and Recreation(just plain funny)
Boardwalk Empire(makes me want to sell hootch!)
Whale Wars(my inner pirate)
River Monsters(this show can not end until Jeremy catches Nessie)
So You Think You Can Dance(nough said)
The six things I could never do without
Laughter
Hops
Sunshine in the morning
Timber's wins
Furry and fluffy faces
Skinny jeans, jk
On a typical Friday night I am
The same thing we do every night Pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a hard drive full of shirtless bathroom mirror selfies that I only use for CL.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–40
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating
You should message me if
you are the Gatekeeper.