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22 Riverside, RI Man


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  • Ages 18–25
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 27
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Working on university
Has dogs
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Pardon my drunkenly created created profile name, MC hammer references are much less amusing when sober.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Soon to be college edumucated with a degree in accounting. I aim to work in public policy.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I'm really good at telling when people are lying, as well as just seeing what peoples intentions are. It's both a gift and a curse. I am also extremely good at playing devil's advocate. I am really good at reading while I'm supposed to be in class or working or completing some other function of life.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
School prevents me from reading as much as I would like to, I enjoy non-fiction and sometimes a good novel.

I love underground hip hop (mos def, talib kewli, pro era, wu-tang, cunninglynguists, de la soul etc.) Punk (dead kennedys, black flag, ramones, clash) Alt rock (could go on forever), classical, jazz, classic rock. Love me some Frank Sinatra. Russian ska is pretty cool. Fuck trendy country though...

I'm big on documentaries. VICE is pretty cool. If you like House of Cards then we have something to talk about. Otherwise life is too short to watch TV.

I enjoy eating healthy. I'm sort of a recovering fast food junkie. I relapse every once in a while. Hummus is life. There's two types of people in this world: black coffee drinkers and everyone else.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
reddit, wikipedia, "da fam" , oxygen, shelter, lemon shandy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the future. media and technology roles in our lives, how much I want to hit up the chinese buffet. how many carcinogens people encounter in a day. social constructs. how cool it would be if cigarettes werent bad for me or beer didnt make me fat. how uncertain history and the future are. Recently have gotten interested in a self-sustaining minimalist lifestyle.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In order of likeliness:
delivering pizza
You should message me if
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you're too cool to miss out on
you are looking for a hiking/urban exploration partner
you want to teach me your odd hobby that no one else seems to enjoy
you want to debate on something
you have entertaining drunk rants
you want to recommend a movie, documentary, or book