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26 M Bellevue, WA

My Details

Last Online
Mar 4
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Graduated from university
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Everything is over. I'm the anarcho-queer polyamory unicorn. The ferocious plant-dog. The rug of being. I'll be your trophy wife. Use me. Actually i'm just here to talk about philosophy. I mean i just like to act weird in public. I am a nihilist naivist and have no hope about the world. But i don't act that way..."Radical Organizing." Srsly: Otherness Devotee. Fusion Power?
What I’m doing with my life
I am a very successful artist. I am building an aircraft carrier with zeppelins and urban permaculture gardens and an all-ages inter-disciplinary pedagogy boarding school research collective out of garbage please.

Geopolitically switching between New York City, South America, and New Orleans a lot recently. I do a kind of non narrative nihilist guerrilla street puppet show all over the place. Right now lots of Dada 'performance' Art, unfortunately. Probably grad school soon: EGS - Reading Reading Reading. Especially in translation theory.

I am "seeing." But also "dating."

My website is at so you can look at that if you want to get another aesthetic bent, email me etc...

i'm sorry, everybody.
I’m really good at
One time I hitchhiked from Seattle to Patagonia and I'm pretty creative I think... also... throwing forks into the ceiling, Finding, Mapping, &... Idiosyncrasy? No, I am good at organizing things and being pessimistically critical of all possibilities.
The first things people usually notice about me
Huge toes/thighs. Philosophy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
A Thousand Plateaus, Gloria Anzaldua, Spivak, The Collected Works of Billy the Kid, The Dictionary of the Khazars, N + 1 magazine,, The Werckmiester Harmonies, Jack Smith and the Destruction of Atlantis, Melancholia, Brazil, Guy Ben Ner, Godard, Paprika, Nathalie Djurberg, Les Georges Leningrad, Tchaikovsky, Chopin, Wu Tang, !Tchkung, Moira Scar, Rufus Thomas, Laurie Anderson, Sleepytime Gorilla Museum, Nam June Paik, Ubuweb, KBOO fm, Walter Benjamin, Between the Ears on the BBC, Radiolab, Caroliner Rainbow Hernia etc. I don't like food.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
well... maximalism, syncretics, aporias, privilege, anarchism, "theory", patterns & schedule, innovation, comparative literature, community, meaning/being-in-the-world.... dumpster cartography ~ love & ontology ~ dinosaurs ~ archigram ~ representation ~ 'authenticity' ~ punk grammatologies ~ dadaism ~ deleuze ~ fauvism ~ "deep cthulhu"? logic . how many litanies of subjects do you want, fuck
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i think lying is cool but i don't do it almost ever.
i hate boys. or they're okay sometimes.
i want to be pregnant so bad. not kidding.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
what. do what you want. i guess esp. if ur a radical adorablatrix an wanna get crunky, paint the town, do Making and/or Finding, *****-***** ** ******* ***** & *** ******* on the street, have neon satanic ritual mudfights in the dark, crawl around real slow, u have a pot belly, crayon orgy, art porn... name o' tha game, "gurl"!/boi.