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crrriles

34 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English (Okay)

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My self-summary
Thought I’d try a little something a little different for my self-summary. Below are fifteen facts about me. I completely made up three of them though, or did I?

1. I grew up in the middle of fly over country. It's really cold there right now, I don't miss that.

2. Growing up I suffered from self-diagnosed neglected middle child syndrome.

3. I’d rather watch a movie like Beaches or Driving Miss Daisy than something like Spaceballs, Robin Hood Men in Tights, or any other ridiculous Mel Brooks’ movie.

4. I don’t really embarrass easily after having to endure catholic school sex ed taught by mom in jr. high.

5. I’m watchful dreamer, who will speak up quite suddenly with some witticism, and then lapse back into silence. (I’m quiet until I have smartass comment to make.)

6. I once wrestled a grizzly bear. Fact.

7. I am the dread pirate Roberts.

8. I didn't have a traditional teddy bear growing up; instead I had a little stuffed Budweiser Clydesdale. His name was Bud.

9. I still enjoy playing Mario Kart 64. I recently played in a tournament at central cinema, it’s didn’t go well. Stupid banshee boardwalk.

10. I write for a living, but I’m a terrible speller.

11. I swear anytime I order anything other than beer or whisky, it always comes in the girliest glass in bar.

12. I’m a decent cook, but I’m excellent at grilling.

13. Some people go by their middle name; I go by my last name.

14. I had the idea for the Doritos's taco loco like a decade ago, but I hate Taco Bell, so I told nobody.

15. I still love Far Side and Calvin and Hobbs.
What I’m doing with my life
Working as freelance advertising copywriter. I wish it was a little more like Mad Men, but nothing's really is like it seems on TV. Well, except for Cops, that show seemed pretty spot on.
I’m really good at
making things better with bacon. It's a gift.
The first things people usually notice about me
They know somebody who looks just like me, it use to happen all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I probably watch more TV and movies than I should. I blame Netflix, hulu plus, and amazon prime. Gotta make sure I'm get my money's worth.

When it comes to TV my current favorites are: Games of Thrones (Winter is Coming, but not soon enough), Dr Who (Bow ties are cool), Boardwalk Empire (you have to be full gangster), The Walking Dead (I think it's jumped the zombie shark), Hell on Wheels (it's no Deadwood), Community (too funny to be on NBC), Mad Men (might be time to put watching this show up for review), Archer (possibly the funniest show on TV), and Futurama (I can't believe it's over, again). I also like watching sports, mostly football and soccer...I am a guy after all.

I enjoy pretty much every movie genre and will watch about anything, except for the 4th Indiana Jones movie and anything else with shia lebeuof (I refuse to spell his name correctly). Recently I've been watching a lot of subtitled movies, but probably not the ones you're thinking of though. Unless you were thinking of classic Japanese samurai movies, in which case gold star to you.

I only read books that were movies first... I'm only joking, I can't actually read.
The six things I could never do without
Things like friends and family, air, water, and sleep are gimmes, after that I'd say: the Internet - grilling - bacon - whiskey - my dog Marlo - sriracha sauce - chap stick. (Yes, I'm aware that's seven, but you try eliminating one.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Another season of Ancient Aliens!? 7 seasons, really, go home History Channel you're drunk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Out with friends, grilling (weather permitting), or marathon watching a show or movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I really enjoy pinterest, might be my favorite social media site. http://www.pinterest.com/beerandpotatoes/pins/
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–36
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
If you find something interesting on my profile. You'd like to grab a drink, or you're a carnivore.