26 Austin, TX
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My self-summary
I've been in Austin for about 4 years now. I like good beer and bourbon and I have a Saint Berbard named Cash. I can draw, play a few instruments, sing, and talk your ear off about global issues for hours. I'm filled with useless information and decent intentions.

I'm a treetop flyer.
What I’m doing with my life
Seeking stability. Some days are better than others.
I’m really good at
Putting people at ease I suppose. I'm good at calming people down or making them feel better about difficult circumstances. I also have a decent vocabulary and a reasonable knowledge of history and science.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. I hear glasses quite often, and some people think I'm good looking. I think it all depends on wether I have a smile on my face or a scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire (I haven't read all of them though). Anything from Phillip K. Dick, or Chuck Palahniuk. That's a pretty hip response but I can't say that Dostoyevsky or Hemingway really took my heart. Although The Old Man and The Sea was a delicious read.

TV: The aforementioned Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Ricky and Morty, The Newsroom. I'm becoming a bigger fan of television than movies.

Movies: Anything Wes Anderson will do. But my favorite movie is Conversations With Other Women.

Food: I love lasagna, pizza, spaghetti, pulled pork (or just pork in general), crawfish, salmon, avocado, jalapeños. My tastes vary, but I typically hate fad foods and I'm very suspicious of the fad diets that are so popular. Also if I could cause the extinction of cilantro I would.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, oxygen, alcohol, friends, money.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human evolution, psychology, sociology, and linguistics.
Physics as far as my limited understanding can allow me to.
Sex and sexuality.
Evolution as a general concept.
My hair.
Things I should be doing.
How long life is and wether I should be scared or happy about it.
I don't know, things? I don't quite trust people that can concisely explain their interests. It makes me think they're uninteresting.
On a typical Friday night I am
When I was a bartender I fantasized about how fun going out on weekends would be. But now that I have them off I honestly just stay home and watch netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I readily admit this a lot: but I'm really shy and nervous. Most people don't see that way cause I make up for it by being boisterous. But social interaction with strangers freaks me out.
You should message me if
You want to give it a shot.