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24 M Austin, TX

My Details

Last Online
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5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Used up
Atheism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Dreams and stuff.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freshly minted bartender. I love Game of Thrones, and I'm slowly relearning how to be a bad ass harmonica player. (Just some advice: If you're good at something don't stop doing it, or you'll start to suck at it.)
I’m really good at
Putting people at ease I suppose. I'm good at calming people down or making them feel better about difficult circumstances. I also have a decent vocabulary and a reasonable knowledge of history and science.
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea. I hear glasses quite often, and some people think I'm good looking. I think it all depends on wether I have a smile on my face or a scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: A Song of Ice and Fire (I haven't read all of them though). Anything from Phillip K. Dick, or Chuck Palahniuk. That's a pretty hip response but I can't say that Dostoyevsky or Hemingway really took my heart. Although The Old Man and The Sea was a delicious read.

TV: The aforementioned Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Ricky and Morty, The Newsroom. I'm becoming a bigger fan of television than movies.

Movies: Anything Wes Anderson will do. But my favorite movie is Conversations With Other Women.

Food: I love lasagna, pizza, spaghetti, pulled pork (or just pork in general), crawfish, salmon, avocado, jalapeños. My tastes vary, but I typically hate hippy food and I'm very suspicious of the fad diets that are so popular in this city. Also if I could cause the extinction of cilantro I would. Apart from that I appreciate a nice beer or a good bourbon. I've become more fond of tequila as of late but we'll see how that relationship goes.
The six things I could never do without
Food, water, oxygen, alcohol, friends, money.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Human evolution, psychology, sociology, and linguistics.
Physics as far as my limited understanding can allow me to.
Sex and sexuality.
Evolution as a general concept.
My hair.
Things I should be doing.
How long life is and wether I should be scared or happy about it.
I don't know, things? I don't quite trust people that can concisely explain their interests. It makes me think they're uninteresting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Workings. I will never be free on a Friday (or Saturday or Sunday for that matter) unless something special is going on. Gotta pay the rent.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I had my testicles sonogrammed in highschool. Everything was cool, I just thought I had a tumor.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You either will or you wont. I don't know why some people do or others don't. Giving a rubric seems like a waste of time.
I do hate pedantic bitches that say anything about" your and you're" though. Get over yourself. Language is fluid, knowing one simple grammar rule doesn't make you intelligent. Even writers have editors.