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grackleinatree

24 Austin, TX Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:15pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.81m)
Body Type
Used up
Diet
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I've been in Austin for about 4 years now. I work at a start up downtown in sales. I like good beer and bourbon and I have a Saint Berbard named Cash. I can draw, play a few instruments, sing, and talk your ear off about global issues for hours. I'm filled with useless information and decent intentions.

I'm a treetop flyer.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm a freshly minted salesman. I love Game of Thrones, and I'm slowly relearning how to be a bad ass harmonica player. (Just some advice: If you're good at something don't stop doing it, or you'll start to suck at it.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Putting people at ease I suppose. I'm good at calming people down or making them feel better about difficult circumstances. I also have a decent vocabulary and a reasonable knowledge of history and science.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
No idea. I hear glasses quite often, and some people think I'm good looking. I think it all depends on wether I have a smile on my face or a scowl.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: A Song of Ice and Fire (I haven't read all of them though). Anything from Phillip K. Dick, or Chuck Palahniuk. That's a pretty hip response but I can't say that Dostoyevsky or Hemingway really took my heart. Although The Old Man and The Sea was a delicious read.

TV: The aforementioned Game of Thrones, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Ricky and Morty, The Newsroom. I'm becoming a bigger fan of television than movies.

Movies: Anything Wes Anderson will do. But my favorite movie is Conversations With Other Women.

Food: I love lasagna, pizza, spaghetti, pulled pork (or just pork in general), crawfish, salmon, avocado, jalapeños. My tastes vary, but I typically hate hippy food and I'm very suspicious of the fad diets that are so popular in this city. Also if I could cause the extinction of cilantro I would. Apart from that I appreciate a nice beer or a good bourbon. I've become more fond of tequila as of late but we'll see how that relationship goes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Food, water, oxygen, alcohol, friends, money.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Human evolution, psychology, sociology, and linguistics.
Physics as far as my limited understanding can allow me to.
Geopolitics.
Philosophy.
Sex and sexuality.
Language.
Evolution as a general concept.
Myself.
My hair.
Things I should be doing.
How long life is and wether I should be scared or happy about it.
I don't know, things? I don't quite trust people that can concisely explain their interests. It makes me think they're uninteresting.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Scratch that I'm free on weekends now
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm starting to develope an irrational fear that the apocalypse is near. And I have an attractive penis.
You should message me if
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You either will or you wont. I don't know why some people do or others don't. Giving a rubric seems like a waste of time.
I do hate pedantic bitches that say anything about" your and you're" though. Get over yourself. Language is fluid, knowing one simple grammar rule doesn't make you intelligent. Even writers have editors.

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