I'm horrible at talking about myself. I love to laugh and joke around. I enjoy going out for drinks, camping, walks, running, fishing, anything outdoors, exercise, and hanging out with my daughter. Send me a message if you would like to know more.

Work, I live in Wichita half of the time and in Ft Riley half if the time.
Gym
Educating myself
Looking for mischief

Making paper airplanes. I'm kidding, my paper airplanes are less than aerodynamic. I'm good at random acts of nonsense, Making something out of nothing, Fixing things, staying drama free, kicking rocks, getting my fishing line caught up in rocks and trees, tying my shoes, laying down, drinking beer, watching TV, breathing, i'm also probably the best in the world at swinging on a jungle gym. I'm not trying to get all big headed and full of myself, but i'm pretty damn good. I about made the olympic team. If it wasn't for little Johnny Hopkins I would have. It's hardly fair, he only weighs 75 pounds. Of course he can swing faster.

I am told that I have an ornery look to me and most people see it from a mile away. Funny because I am very ornery. I blame it on my shoes and French fries and Poland. Those sneaky poles are always pulling tricks on people.

Rock, pop, country, classical, I like all music except heavy metal and hard rap. I just like to be able to understand the words. Wedding crashers, the hangover, caddyshack, Shawshank redemption, grand Torino, pulp fiction. Ncis, anything on discovery or military channel. my favorite books are coloring books.

1) vital organs
2) blood ( rbc's, wbc's, thrombocytes, water)
3) nutrients
4) oxygen
5) bones
6) skin
7) veins and arteries
8) my daughter
9) the company of a good woman
10) coffee
11) beer
Shit, that's more than six. I guess I should learn to count, or read. Maybe I should get hooked on phonics and make that one of my favorite books. Stupid coloring books! They don't teach you anything.

Society, specifically how the quality of people are on a slow and steady decline.

Why is it so expensive to eat healthy and so cheap to eat junk? (no wonder we live in the obesity capital of the world)

Why does the government try to fix the world yet our own country is falling apart?

When did laziness become an acceptable attribute?

Why do we have veteran soldiers out there starving, cold, and homeless yet there are people on welfare milking the shit out of the system living better than someone that fought for them and their freedom?

Why do people on medicare/caid abuse the system? A large percent are already abusing the system by just using it When did a sore toe at 3 a.m. become an emergency?

When did the ER become a clinic? Emergency..... Not a PCP replacement. You go to the hospital when you can't say " I need to go to the hospital" if you are able to mutter that phrase it can wait until your doctor can see you.

Work and work related things.

Why do hot dogs come in a package of six and buns come in a package of eight?
I recently found out that hot dogs come in a package of eight, who knew? That was a dumb thing to think about. I guess I will find something else to think about.

Ok, new thought subject......

Which came first? chicken or the egg?
I'm kidding, I could care less which came first. Just as long as I get to eat both of them. Yummy little critters.
If god didn't want me to eat animals he wouldn't have made them out of food!

Generally working. Looking for mayhem, debauchery, and milk. You know, blood thirsty stuff like that.

I am horrible at meeting people.

You want to meet a good guy that is full of laughs and if you're not completely psycho. If you're medicated and used to be psycho then that's ok. If you have a car, job, education ect. You know all of those things needed to function in this world.

Also.... I am far from a grammar Nazi. With that said if you use letters in place of words (u, r, n, b). If you use the entire wrong word, such as (are for our, except for accept, there for their, or even worse they're). If you use inappropriate contractions (see previous sentence). I will not respond to you. I do not mind grammatical errors, hell I am far from an English major. I mind stupidity.