Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My eyes are closed in my profile photo....a metaphor for online
dating perhaps? Right now my eyelids are also closed as my eyeballs
are flipped around in my head trying to see and describe who i am.
I know, if women can in lieu of a self summary put something like
"want to know something about me, just ask!" why can't I? Yes, its
true, a good amount of women have written this. So, ladies, what do
you want to know? Just ask!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
"What am i gluing in my life?" Well, I made this bench seat next to
the front door and somebody (maybe me) cracked it. So, i glued that
earlier in the week. And old girlfriend gave me her dry-suit, which
is pretty awesome of her. But, the ankle gaskets need some gluing i
see, so that's on the "to-glue" list for this week. I Resole rock
climbing shoes as a hobby business of sorts, so its a glue-apaloza
when i have some pairs of those to do. My favorite glue is Gorrilla
glue, but apparantly i used to eat Elmers glue as a kindergardener,
so it is a close second i suppose.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Digressing off topic. Never mind what i'm good at, recently i heard
a list of things to are not supposedly polite to discuss at a
dinner party. I suppose they apply to a first date as well. Here is
the list from memory:
1. health problems
2. how you slept last night
5. the route you took to get to where you are
Rules can be silly, should this absurd computer matchmaking attempt
lead to an actual meet up, I propose we discuss at least one of the
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
My favorite book of the last decade is Confederacy of dunces.
recently i got pretty into this british sit-com Peep Show. My sense
of humor is very british i realized. The movie Crash is pretty
incredible, oh the humanity! why can't hollywood create more films
like this? I noticed it streams on Netfix, so if your reading this,
perhaps your bored, so check it out. My favorite bands of all time
are The Clash and The pixies. But, i've moved on. Recently, I
listened allot to Gregory alen isakov after i saw him at the
sisters folk festival.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
why women are always staring at their phones. How do you initiate a
conversation with someone who you can't possibly make eye contact
with? If someone is this far into my profile on their mobile,
please please, please...lift your head up and if there is a man
without a ring on that doesn't look half bad, smile at him. Ladies,
you are the soldiers on the front lines of the battle to defeat the
dating site takeover of 3-demenional reality!
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
the following rings true, or at least "true-ish" to you: A
soul-mate isn't someone you run into on the street one day. Love at
first site may exist, but its probably best suited for teenagers or
twenty-somethings. As we age we develop more sophisticated
(complicated?) personalities, and these nuances can take months or
years for our partner to fully get a grasp of. So, when i meet
someone new, and i can see that it might take some serious paying
attention to this person before i can figure out what they are all
about, i ask myself the following questions: Can it be any other
way? Would i want it to be any other way?
Who are you looking for?
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