Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Uggggghhhhhhhhh. I'm not really good at summarizing but here
An old soul who knows first-hand that life is short so you've got
to make the best of any situation. A guy who knows what he wants
out of life and won't stop at anything to get there. A dude who you
probably shouldn't take too seriously after 6pm on a weekday unless
he is being totally serial. A bro who does and fixes everything by
himself because nobody gives a shit quite like he does. A
philosophical being who recognizes that he was taught to judge
people negatively by the society that he lives in, but tries super
hard not be an asshole.... A free-spirit who strives to retire
early and just roam the earth as we were meant to. A competitive
warrior who pushes himself to his limits to try and take home the
gold.... or just settle for a bowl of frosted flakes with sliced
nanners in it.
OK I guess that wasn't so bad.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything you can do I can do better D:
Unless I really like you then sometimes I'll let you do better on
purpose and try really hard to hide the fact that I'm doing it on
JK. I suck at everything.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
How in the shit am I supposed to know?....
That dude has a goatee. That dude should probably get a haircut.
That dude smells like whiskey and moth balls. That dude looks
famous. Is that dude famous? Where do I know him from? What the
hell color is his hair? Damn those shoes are dope. Damn that hat is
dope. Damn that shirt is dope. This guy can't be over 21. Who the
hell comes to Wal-Mart and just buys one item? Dammmmnn he cute.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books with a good story. Movies with a good story. Shows with a
good band. Music with a good..... sound. And food with a good
And no, 'good' is not subjective (except in the case of taste). I
don't prefer country music but there is good country music. I like
good shit nah'mean?
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking beer and/or whiskey somewhere where fun is involved.... or
pirating my captain ship if the crew is in town. Yep.... pirating
my captain ship. That just happened. Fuck backspace.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I enjoy spending time alone but there's nothing really 'private'
about me. I have a slightly crooked esophagus, so I shouldn't eat
meals without a drink. I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian, so I have
high blood pressure fueled by generations of hot tempers and
alcoholism. I sweat more than average when it's like 90 degrees
outside. I had way more responsibility than I should have when I
was young, so I was partially robbed of my childhood. It takes me
like 45 minutes to iron a shirt and occasionally I forget to brush
my teeth in the morning.
We done here? =P
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I messaged you and you're not just here for thrills or an ego
booster. I'm not just here to text. Chatting with people that never
intend to meet me in person isn't beneath me, but I've got better
shit to do at this point in my life. Boredom did not bring me here,
and although I'm sure I'm funny enough to entertain you over the
internet, please do us a favor and be considerate of other peoples
precious time. I'm actually here to potentially find someone that
I'd otherwise never meet. New friends are cool too, but intentions
need to be clear early on.
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