Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I guess I'm here because I'm tired of sharing my experiences with
the wrong girls (granted we learn and grow with all positive or
negative experiences). Finding someone you can more than just
tolerate is hard! Statistically speaking our potential relationship
is doomed from the get-go. I'm also tired of having to yell over
loud music in bars just to have a conversation with someone. I know
bars (or nightclubs for some of you) are not the only place to meet
people, but when I'm at the grocery store or library I'm there to
have food fantasies or pretend to 'study' regardless of whether
you're checking me out or not. Blame it on my A.D.D baby.
I'm generally a pleasant person (except in traffic) and I do my
best to let that part of me show.
I'm also down for having 'friends that are girls' under certain
circumstances. Most of my friends are guys and I need more female
influences in my life so that my social life isn't such a psychotic
cyclone of testosterone all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have positioned myself nicely at an innovative start up company.
As with any start up, it requires a lot of work. OK, 'a lot' might
be an understatement. Sometimes I question my humanity because I
feel like a finely tuned super-efficient work machine.
I make it a point to laugh a lot and have fun everyday. I'm a
pretty high energy person but I can also be a lazy piece of shit
sometimes, so there is a balance to my spastic nature. I always
make time for friends and fun no matter how hectic my life might
be. I am literally willing to sacrifice much needed sleep if it
gets in the way of a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything you can do I can do better D:
Unless I really like you then I'll let you do better on purpose.
Sometimes.... If I am genuinely interested in something then I've
typically taken the time to get good at it. If I were to narrow it
down to things that I am 'experienced' with outside of work then it
would just be cooking, shooting pool, martial arts, art, writing,
clowning and scallywagging.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Well unfortunately I can't read peoples thoughts (not sure I'd want
to), so I'm not sure. People always say that I look just like
someone they know, or they just straight up think they recognize me
when I've never seen them in my life. I guess I just have one of
those faces. People frequently compare my personality to
celebrities or fictional characters and I am usually not flattered
about it and I'm not sure why. I guess I'd just rather be like 'me'
than anyone else regardless of their social status or likeability.
"Hey, you're a pretty cool dude" will bode better with me than "You
have a stupid laugh like Seth Rogen and make jokes like him
Most girls probably notice my hair if I had to guess. It's a
uniquely dark shade of red (auburn).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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HUGE music snob. I mainly listen to rock, jam bands, TASTEFUL
hip-hop with the occasional overplayed radio rap (the beats are
just too good sometimes), metal, and EDM. I also wake up to
classical music (90.1) every morning because waking up to the
regular alarm clock sound makes me want to throw my clock at the
wall and watch it explode. To list a few: The Mars Volta, Phish,
String Cheese Incident, Beatles, The Doors, Led Zep, Widespread
Panic, Lotus, Kendrick Lamar, Tribe Called Quest, Deltron, Biggie,
Big Pun, As I Lay Dying, Parkway Drive, Bassnectar, Pretty Lights,
Bonobo. There's not really a whole lot of 'mainstream' music that
floats my boat (pun intended) but there is always exceptions. Also
bear in mind that this doesn't even brush the surface.
Movies.... Uh......Speilberg/Scorsese/Tarantino. As far as TV
series go I'll just list a few: Dexter(first 4 seasons), Game of
Thrones, Workaholics, Trailer Park Boys, Tosh, Sopranos, anything
Adult Swim, BREAKING BAD, True Detective, House of Cards.
Same story with books... just too many, but two all time favorite
authors are Vonnegut and Bukowski. Typical wisdom acquiring shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the places I will travel to when I grow tired of being a
workaholic. Why I couldnt have been born in 1900. Should I eat
French toast for dinner when I've already eaten like 10 slices
today? Where the hell are my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, pool hall, north georgia mountains hauling ass through
the scenic bypasses, bowling alley, movies, night hike on the river
with nerdy little headlamps (don't worry I'll go first to knock
down spiderwebs with my face), concert, car show/meet, sketchy dark
alley doing unspeakable things, home with friends or at a friends
house jamming out, orrr embarrassing the girls that I know IRL that
I happen to stumble across on OKC... you'd be surprised who you'd
find on here.
I'd be much more inclined to stay home and be a bum on a friday if
I had someone to stay home with ;) My ficus tree isn't the best
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Haha why would I compromise my own mysteriousness? Aight, so I
might have 15 toes. Accordingly I have an obsession for shoes, even
more so than the average female. My shoes are custom made extra
wide to accomodate for the extra two and a half toes per foot. I
also was born with a slightly crooked esophagus, so occasionally
you will have to pat me on the back like a baby so I can burpitout
OK, so only one of those is true but it's not really private if i'd
tell it to the guy who is taking my pizza order.
On a more serious note there was this one time when I was at a dive
bar and I poked this sloppy drunk girl in the butt-cheek with my
pool stick (with the intention of blaming my friend and getting him
into trouble). She looked at me, so I pointed at him, then she
slapped him so hard he almost fell over and turned his cheek red
for an hour. Oh man the confused look on his face. Ahahahaha!
Sorry, I just felt like telling a story.
You should message me if
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I messaged you and you're not just here for thrills or an ego
booster. I'm not just here to text. Chatting with people that never
intend to meet me in person isn't beneath me, but I've got better
shit to do at this point in my life. Boredom did not bring me here.
I'm actually here to potentially find someone that I'd otherwise
never meet. New friends are cool too but intentions need to be
clear early on.
I typically don't use hip hop lingo in a serious context, but basic
bitches, that's that shit I don't like. If the most interesting
thing you have to say is how you went to the bakery with kelly but
you couldn't decide whether to get a blueberry muffin or a gluten
free bannana nut muffin because you realllllly like blueberries but
you're supposed to be eating healthy but then kelly made a really
good point that life is short so you should live it up while you
can but you also want to live a longer life by eating gluten free
but life isnt measured in years its measured in the qualit-
I swear I'm a really nice guy but most people bore me to death and
I might yell at you or fall asleep to make things more interesting.
You don't have to have an over-the-top personality but if your
asics say 'basics' by the time you are done with your run then shit
girl we ain't happeninin. I also ask for ridiculous things at
restaurants like a baked jalapeno and banana panini so you should
keep that in mind. L8r g8r
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