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torked

25 Atlanta, GA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Nov 25
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Administration
Income
More than $1,000,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Ancient Greek (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Haha, riiiiigggghttt. This is going to be a massive wall of text of a profile because I'm a writer and I can't help myself. I'll start by saying that I'm hate city born and raised. Living laid in the shade bitch I'm A-town made. Yuuup.

I guess I'm here because I'm tired of sharing my experiences with the wrong girls (granted we learn and grow with all positive or negative experiences). Finding someone you can more than just tolerate is hard! Statistically speaking our potential relationship is doomed from the get-go. I'm also tired of having to yell over loud music in bars just to have a conversation with someone. I know bars (or nightclubs for some of you) are not the only place to meet people, but when I'm at the grocery store or library I'm there to have food fantasies or pretend to 'study' regardless of whether you're checking me out or not. Blame it on my A.D.D baby.

I'm generally a pleasant person (except in traffic) and I do my best to let that part of me show.

I'm also down for having 'friends that are girls' under certain circumstances. Most of my friends are guys and I need more female influences in my life so that my social life isn't such a psychotic cyclone of testosterone all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have positioned myself nicely at an innovative start up company. As with any start up, it requires a lot of work. OK, 'a lot' might be an understatement. Sometimes I question my humanity because I feel like a finely tuned super-efficient work machine.

I make it a point to laugh a lot and have fun everyday. I'm a pretty high energy person but I can also be a lazy piece of shit sometimes, so there is a balance to my spastic nature. I always make time for friends and fun no matter how hectic my life might be. I am literally willing to sacrifice much needed sleep if it gets in the way of a good time.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Anything you can do I can do better D:

Unless I really like you then I'll let you do better on purpose. Sometimes.... If I am genuinely interested in something then I've typically taken the time to get good at it. If I were to narrow it down to things that I am 'experienced' with outside of work then it would just be cooking, shooting pool, martial arts, art, writing, clowning and scallywagging.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Well unfortunately I can't read peoples thoughts (not sure I'd want to), so I'm not sure. People always say that I look just like someone they know, or they just straight up think they recognize me when I've never seen them in my life. I guess I just have one of those faces. People frequently compare my personality to celebrities or fictional characters and I am usually not flattered about it and I'm not sure why. I guess I'd just rather be like 'me' than anyone else regardless of their social status or likeability. "Hey, you're a pretty cool dude" will bode better with me than "You have a stupid laugh like Seth Rogen and make jokes like him too!".

Most girls probably notice my hair if I had to guess. It's a uniquely dark shade of red (auburn).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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HUGE music snob. I mainly listen to rock, jam bands, TASTEFUL hip-hop with the occasional overplayed radio rap (the beats are just too good sometimes), metal, and EDM. I also wake up to classical music (90.1) every morning because waking up to the regular alarm clock sound makes me want to throw my clock at the wall and watch it explode. To list a few: The Mars Volta, Phish, String Cheese Incident, Beatles, The Doors, Led Zep, Widespread Panic, Lotus, Kendrick Lamar, Tribe Called Quest, Deltron, Biggie, Big Pun, As I Lay Dying, Parkway Drive, Bassnectar, Pretty Lights, Bonobo. There's not really a whole lot of 'mainstream' music that floats my boat (pun intended) but there is always exceptions. Also bear in mind that this doesn't even brush the surface.

Movies.... Uh......Speilberg/Scorsese/Tarantino. As far as TV series go I'll just list a few: Dexter(first 4 seasons), Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Trailer Park Boys, Tosh, Sopranos, anything Adult Swim, BREAKING BAD, True Detective, House of Cards.

Same story with books... just too many, but two all time favorite authors are Vonnegut and Bukowski. Typical wisdom acquiring shit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Adventure
Cars
Fluffy animals
Jokes
Air conditioning
Yo momma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
All the places I will travel to when I grow tired of being a workaholic. Why I couldnt have been born in 1900. Should I eat French toast for dinner when I've already eaten like 10 slices today? Where the hell are my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
At a bar, pool hall, north georgia mountains hauling ass through the scenic bypasses, bowling alley, movies, night hike on the river with nerdy little headlamps (don't worry I'll go first to knock down spiderwebs with my face), concert, car show/meet, sketchy dark alley doing unspeakable things, home with friends or at a friends house jamming out, orrr embarrassing the girls that I know IRL that I happen to stumble across on OKC... you'd be surprised who you'd find on here.

I'd be much more inclined to stay home and be a bum on a friday if I had someone to stay home with ;) My ficus tree isn't the best company.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Haha why would I compromise my own mysteriousness? Aight, so I might have 15 toes. Accordingly I have an obsession for shoes, even more so than the average female. My shoes are custom made extra wide to accomodate for the extra two and a half toes per foot. I also was born with a slightly crooked esophagus, so occasionally you will have to pat me on the back like a baby so I can burpitout namsayin?

OK, so only one of those is true but it's not really private if i'd tell it to the guy who is taking my pizza order.

On a more serious note there was this one time when I was at a dive bar and I poked this sloppy drunk girl in the butt-cheek with my pool stick (with the intention of blaming my friend and getting him into trouble). She looked at me, so I pointed at him, then she slapped him so hard he almost fell over and turned his cheek red for an hour. Oh man the confused look on his face. Ahahahaha! Sorry, I just felt like telling a story.
You should message me if
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I messaged you and you're not just here for thrills or an ego booster. I'm not just here to text. Chatting with people that never intend to meet me in person isn't beneath me, but I've got better shit to do at this point in my life. Boredom did not bring me here. I'm actually here to potentially find someone that I'd otherwise never meet. New friends are cool too but intentions need to be clear early on.

I typically don't use hip hop lingo in a serious context, but basic bitches, that's that shit I don't like. If the most interesting thing you have to say is how you went to the bakery with kelly but you couldn't decide whether to get a blueberry muffin or a gluten free bannana nut muffin because you realllllly like blueberries but you're supposed to be eating healthy but then kelly made a really good point that life is short so you should live it up while you can but you also want to live a longer life by eating gluten free but life isnt measured in years its measured in the qualit- FUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

I swear I'm a really nice guy but most people bore me to death and I might yell at you or fall asleep to make things more interesting. You don't have to have an over-the-top personality but if your asics say 'basics' by the time you are done with your run then shit girl we ain't happeninin. I also ask for ridiculous things at restaurants like a baked jalapeno and banana panini so you should keep that in mind. L8r g8r