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torked

24 M Atlanta, GA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Dropped out of space camp
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Ancient Greek (Fluently), LISP (Fluently), Yiddish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Haha, riiiiigggghttt.

I guess I'm here because I'm tired of sharing my experiences with the wrong girls (granted we learn and grow with all positive or negative experiences). I'm also tired of having to yell over loud music in bars just to have a conversation with someone. I know bars are not the only place to meet people, but when I'm at the grocery store or library I'm there to have food fantasies or pretend to 'study' regardless of whether you're checking me out or not. Blame it on my A.D.D baby.

I'm also down for having 'friends that are girls' under certain circumstances. Most of my friends are guys and I need more female influences in my life so that my social life isn't such a psychotic cyclone of testosterone all the time.
What I’m doing with my life
I have positioned myself nicely at an innovative start up company. As with any start up, it requires a lot of work.

I make it a point to laugh a lot and have fun everyday. I'm a pretty high energy person but I can also be a lazy piece of shit sometimes, so there is a balance to my spastic nature. I always make time for friends and fun no matter how hectic my life might be. I am literally willing to sacrifice much needed sleep if it gets in the way of a good time.
I’m really good at
Anything you can do I can do better D: Unless I really like you then I'll let you do better on purpose..... sometimes ;D I'm one of those people who's just naturally good at most things if I am genuinely interested (this is me being realistic, not cocky... I can't take credit for being born with natural abilities). If I were to narrow it down to things that I am experienced with then it would just be cooking, shooting pool, martial arts, art, and writing, and clowning and scallywagging.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well unfortunately I can't read peoples thoughts (not sure I'd want to), so I'm not sure. People always say that I look just like someone they know, or they just straight up think they recognize me when I've never seen them in my life. I guess I just have one of those faces. People frequently compare my personality to celebrities or fictional characters and I am usually not flattered about it and don't know why. I guess I'd just rather be like 'me' than anyone else regardless of their social status or likeability.

Most girls probably notice my hair if I had to guess. It's a uniquely dark shade of red. While I'm being superficial I'd add shoulders to that list.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
HUGE music snob. I mainly listen to rock, jam bands, TASTEFUL hip-hop with the occasional overplayed radio rap (the beats are just too good sometimes), metal, and EDM. I also wake up to classical music (90.1) every morning because waking up to the regular alarm clock sound makes me want to throw my clock at the wall and watch it explode. To list a few: The Mars Volta, Phish, String Cheese Incident, Beatles, The Doors, Led Zep, Widespread Panic, Lotus, Kendrick Lamar, Tribe Called Quest, Deltron, Biggie, Big Pun, As I Lay Dying, Parkway Drive, Bassnectar, Pretty Lights, Bonobo. There's not really a whole lot of 'mainstream' music that floats my boat (pun intended) but there is always exceptions. Also bear in mind that this doesn't even brush the surface.

Movies.... Uh......Speilberg/Scorsese/Tarantino. As far as TV series go I'll just list a few: Dexter(first 4 seasons), Game of Thrones, Workaholics, Trailer Park Boys, Tosh, Sopranos, anything Adult Swim, BREAKING BAD, True Detective, House of Cards.

Same story with books... just too many, but two all time favorite authors are Vonnegut and Bukowski. Typical wisdom acquiring shit.
The six things I could never do without
Adventure
Cars
Fluffy animals
Jokes
Air conditioning
Yo momma.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why I can't have a license revoking remote control for dumb, inconsiderate, asshole drivers. All the places I will travel to when I grow tired of being a workaholic. Why I couldnt have been born in 1900. Should I eat French toast for dinner when I've already eaten like 10 slices today? Where the hell are my keys?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar, pool hall, north georgia mountains hauling ass through the scenic bypasses, bowling alley, movies, night hike on the river with nerdy little headlamps (don't worry I'll go first to knock down spiderwebs with my face), concert, car show/meet, sketchy dark alley doing unspeakable things, home with friends or at a friends house jamming out, orrr embarrassing the girls that I know IRL that I happen to stumble across on OKC... you'd be surprised who you'd find on here.

I'd be much more inclined to stay home and be a bum on a friday if I had someone to stay home with ;)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Haha why would I compromise my own mysteriousness? Aight, so I might have 15 toes. Accordingly I have an obsession for shoes, even more so than the average female. My shoes are custom made extra wide to accomodate for the extra two and a half toes per foot. I also was born with a slightly crooked esophagus, so occasionally you will have to pat me on the back like a baby so I can burpitout namsayin?

OK, so only one of those is true.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I messaged you and you're not just here for thrills or an ego booster. I'm not just here to text. Chatting with people that never intend to meet me in person isn't beneath me, but I've got better shit to do at this point in my life. Boredom did not bring me here, I'm actually here to potentially find someone that I'd otherwise never meet. New friends are cool too but intentions need to be clear.