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30 San Antonio, TX Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 7:38pm
Hispanic / Latin
5′ 2″ (1.58m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Cancer, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from two-year college
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Sweet! This is the section where i get to talk about myself and sound self absorbed and conceited.....ok not really..well that wasn't a good start but if you keep reading it will get better. I promise! So on that note let's get this over with! Hi I'm torn, well not really but you have to ask me if you want my real name, and i am a smart(ass) person that is down to earth, I mean way down like saying hello to the fossils down, and way out there in left field. I mean way out there! I like to be serious as little as possible because life is too fun to be serious all the time or even most of the time. Keep reading my profile and you might want to send me a message, a wink, or anything lol
What I’m doing with my life
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I've started working at a new place with so much more responsibility. I love it very much and I hope to stay here for many years to come. Also I've been trying to come up with this grand scheme to take over the world but I keep coming up empty. Maybe you can give me a few ideas? I also have been trying to think of a foolproof way to win the lottery but again nothing. So I go to the next best thing which is working with computers!! I love it and sometimes it loves me back lol
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Coming up with random facts. Taking up dares. Making you feel very comfortable and relaxed yet very awkward at the same time. ;) Proving that I am very weird and crazy. hmmmm Everything? No? Ok then how about being silly and very random? Yeah I will go with that.
The first things people usually notice about me
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well usually people will notice that I don't look my age at all but then my smile and how short I am lol and after that my friendly, silly, and outgoing personality :o)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Wow i love any kind of books but my favorites are anything that Shakespeare wrote and Edger Allan Poe. Although Shakespeare wrote plays and not really books but you know what I mean! :) I'm always open to anything new.

My musical taste ranges from classical symphony to hard rock. My absolute favorite band at this moment is Sevendust and Silverstien. Oh and Billy Currington. Yeah I know I said band but who has only one band that they listen to anyway?

I love to eat small lost children in a gingerbread house or the grandmothers of little red hooded girls BUT when they're out of stock my favorite is pizza. I am starting to open up to trying new food. So if you have any recommendations please feel free to let me know! :)

The Crow, Howard the Duck, Ninja Turtles, Phantom Of The Opera(my favorite song is Point Of No Return),Nightmare Before Christmas, 9 and many more. I will watch anything and everything from hardcore action flicks to love and romance but i will not watch horror. not because it's scary but because they are too predictable . Weird? yeah i know ;)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
ps4 (yes I'm a gamer but who isn't nowadays?)
Color Green!!! (its my favorite color)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I am a deep thinker. Like for example why that silly rabbit never got his trix? why i cant sleep on my text book and learn everything that way? why does everyone run upstairs in a corner in most horror movies? hmmmm oh! If you get a lucky rabbits foot off a dead guy who has been shot is it still lucky? Or did it just have an off day? Or is it just unlucky against bullets? Also if you choke a smurf what color does it turn? These kinds of questions tend to pop in my head sometimes. I know. I know. Deep thinker! :)
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I have spent more firdays with just me, myself, and I and we don't get along very well, but when I'm not at home arguing with myself I usually hangout with a few friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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im actually a crazy psycho but only on the days that end with Y between 2:30pm and 3:00pm.

Ok this is not really private because you learn this almost instantly when you talk to me. I am very honest and any question you ask me I will answer truthfully regardless of the question.
You should message me if
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you liked my profile or actually read it. laughed, snickered, smiled, grinned, smirked or didnt at all (I'll get you to do one of those eventually). if you want to actually talk with me and have a mixed conversation with intellect, humor, and a sprinkle of smart ass on top :o) if you found anything that i said offensive or took anything serious please don't bother messaging me. This seems to be a big one but if you don't mind short men. I'm short and a lot of women do not like that at all. Oh and if you want to answer this question. Which character or actor would play your hungry side in a snickers commercial?