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tornpie

36 M Pittsburgh, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–40
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:39pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Overweight
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of Ph.D program
Job
Hospitality
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, German (Poorly), French (Poorly), Chinese (Poorly), Russian (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I am probably a bit different than anyone you'll meet. I enjoy karaoke, coffee, and recently started writing screenplays and stageplays. I like all kinds of foods, music, movies, and other types of entertainment. I am particularly interested in ancient Assyrian counterculture poets, trade policy between the Russian and Aztec empires, and the impact of Minoan sculpture on Imperial Japanese militarism. If you can hold a conversation about these topics, I would love to meet you. If you can't, then maybe we can still meet but we'll be missing out on serious nonsense. (Hint: those topics were serious nonsense to begin with!)

I am humorous, provocative, and nonsensical
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to figure out what to do with my life.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Singing Lady Gaga at karaoke, learning mathematics and science, being very funny, having deep conversations particularly about epistemological, metaphysical, and ethical topics. I particularly like combining these activities to create the most absurd environment possible.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Blond hair, blue eyes, a very jovial countenance, strong build (a bit flabby but working hard on that one), intelligence, and culture.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: A lot of math and physics books that put blank stares on most people's faces, Russian literature (particularly 19th century), Faust by Goethe, Shakespeare (when motivated), Steinbeck, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Dickens, Voltaire, Nietzsche, Lord Byron

Movies: Love classic movies particularly Sunset Boulevard, anything with Greta Garbo, James Bond, Martin Scorsese, Stanley Kubrick, Coen brothers, sometimes stupid comedy.

Music: virtually everything including opera, pop, some gangsta rap, classic rock, oldies, disco, etc.

I love food. Particularly Indian, Thai, Mexican, and anything I haven't tried before. I would love to try some of the stuff they would cook on the original Iron Chef. In general, if it doesn't make me sick and tastes good, I'll eat it.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Dreams
Books and learning
Humor
Mp3 player
My UFO abduction protection system
My inverse anti-bullshit detection and recycling into nonsense for later entertainment device
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
You have to really get to know me to let me reveal some of this. Not that it's lascivious or anything like that, but I think of things that people usually tend to find very philosophically objectionable. Other than that, I think about funny things to help people smile.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working or in some other situation where I am thinking that this sucks and I would rather be doing something with someone special that may be able to one day love and appreciate me. I'm assuming that's what most of us do on a Friday night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Sometimes I think gay men find me more attractive than women.
You should message me if
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You feel you are unique, interesting, able to laugh a lot, and be an active part of this type of conversation.