I'm a wannabe artist in Toronto. Don't know what I'm doing with my life and just discovering that's all good, despite what everyone said.

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I am artsy, lazy, and resourceful

Despite having just said I don't know what I'm doing with my life, here's what I'm doing with my life.

I'm currently on "indefinite hiatus" from my undergrad at University of Toronto in a double major of Toxicology and Sexual Diversity Studies.

I work part-time at a friendly neighbourhood sex store called Good For Her and part-time for the part time student's union at UofT. Finally, I have been known to work seasonally at Best Buy/Futureshop when my services are needed.

In addition to those bill paying jobs, I take my clothes off in an all-male burlesque troupe called BoylesqueTO and I am a freelance photographer.

I am hosting as many people in one year as a couchsurfing.org project.

I am drifting about aimlessly.

Je veux pratiquer mon francais!

Over-analyzing everything until things lose all meaning. Lying

My messenger bag, ties, or overworked hair.

In the summer time, my lack of a shirt and/or sense of shame.

Favorite Books: Jurassic Park, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Microserfs, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Dragonball, About a Boy, Why I Hate Canadians, Einstein's Universe, Kinsey, The Importance of Being Earnest, Happiness(tm). Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Soren Kierkegaard, Michael Crichton, Douglas Coupland, Nick Hornby, Will Ferguson, Akira Toriyama.

Favorite Movies: Beowulf, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, God of Cookery, Clue, Hero, Death Becomes Her, Wilby Wonderful, Crash, Human Nature, Batman Returns, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bowfinger, The Royal Tennenbaums, Being John Malkovich, Collateral, Showgirls.

Favorite TV Shows: Scrubs, America's Next Top Model, Made in Canada, Friends, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Project Runway, MadTV, Stripperella, Animaniacs, Adventure Time.

Favorite Music: rock, trashy 80's & 90's pop, disco, electronica, dance, jazz. Moist, Matthew Good Band, Our Lady Peace, Metric, Godspeed You! Black Emporer, Final Fantasy, Mogwai, Zero 7, Koop, Air, Blue States, Esthero, Radiohead, Badly Drawn Boy, Ben Folds, Royal City, Death Cab For Cutie, Oasis, Sufjan Stevens, Dandy Warhols, Pilate, Kanye West, Sarah McLachlan, Cardigans, David Holmes, Cliff Martinez, Doug Riley, Emilie-Claire Barlow, Ella Fitzgerald, Kurt Elling, Charlie Hunter, Pat Metheny, Oscar Peterson, Nobuo Oematsu.

Food: pizza, allyoucaneat sushi, anything Indian.

Jazz music, porn, pizza, mirrors, men's facial hair, console RPGs

photography , burlesque, loft-living, modelling, pole-dancing, Photoshop, astronomy, travel, bears, seven card stud, music (piano and trombone), jazz, philosophy, Canadian culture & identity, writing, vintage neckties, hockey, giving unlicensed massage, cutting own hair, free festivals, raising cacti, operating Ghoster Coaster, armchair activism, gay porn, wintersports, watersports, snooker, bowling, X-Men, thick framed glasses, promising to work out, facial hair, Super Nintendo, RPGs, stalking boys, Ian McKellen, Doug Coupland, Chuck Palahniuk, Matt Good, Rick Mercer, Andy Warhol, Alfred Kinsey, Cameron Diaz, Sandra Oh.

stripping at a burlesque show

I sometimes surf/watch porn while having online conversations.

... you like art, and flirty conversation.