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28 M Toronto, Ontario, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:37am
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Not at all
Dropped out of university
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Strictly non-monogamous
Doesn’t want kids
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a working artist in Toronto. Don't know what I'm doing with my life and just discovering that's all good, despite what everyone said.
What I’m doing with my life
Despite having just said I don't know what I'm doing with my life, here's what I'm doing with my life.

I'm currently on "indefinite hiatus" from my undergrad at University of Toronto in a double major of Toxicology and Sexual Diversity Studies.

I work part-time at a friendly neighbourhood sex store called Good For Her and part-time for the part time student's union at UofT. Finally, I have been known to work seasonally at Best Buy/Futureshop when my services are needed.

In addition to those bill paying jobs, I take my clothes off in an all-male burlesque troupe called BoylesqueTO and I am a freelance photographer. You can see some of my work and judge appropriately for yourself at

Je veux pratiquer mon francais!
I’m really good at
Over-analyzing everything until things lose all meaning. Lying
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my lack of a shirt and/or sense of shame.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favourite Books: Jurassic Park, Choke, Invisible Monsters, Microserfs, The Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Dragonball, About a Boy, Why I Hate Canadians, Einstein's Universe, Kinsey, The Importance of Being Earnest, Happiness(tm). Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Soren Kierkegaard, Michael Crichton, Douglas Coupland, Nick Hornby, Will Ferguson, Akira Toriyama.

Favourite Movies: Beowulf, Shark Attack 3: Megalodon, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, God of Cookery, Clue, Hero, Death Becomes Her, Wilby Wonderful, Crash, Human Nature, Batman Returns, Memento, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Bowfinger, The Royal Tennenbaums, Being John Malkovich, Collateral, Showgirls.

Favourite TV Shows: Scrubs, America's Next Top Model, Made in Canada, Friends, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Project Runway, MadTV, Stripperella, Animaniacs, Adventure Time.

Favourite Music: rock, trashy 80's & 90's pop, disco, electronica, dance, jazz. Moist, Matthew Good Band, Our Lady Peace, Metric, Godspeed You! Black Emporer, Final Fantasy, Mogwai, Zero 7, Koop, Air, Blue States, Esthero, Radiohead, Badly Drawn Boy, Ben Folds, Royal City, Death Cab For Cutie, Oasis, Sufjan Stevens, Dandy Warhols, Pilate, Kanye West, Sarah McLachlan, Cardigans, David Holmes, Cliff Martinez, Doug Riley, Emilie-Claire Barlow, Ella Fitzgerald, Kurt Elling, Charlie Hunter, Pat Metheny, Oscar Peterson, Nobuo Oematsu.

Food: pizza, allyoucaneat sushi, anything Indian.
The six things I could never do without
Jazz music, porn, pizza, mirrors, men's facial hair, console RPGs
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I used to have a list of all my hobbies and interests here so that it would be easy for people to strike up conversation with me but I think if I'm honest, what I really spend a lot of time thinking about these days is adult stuff like my career and financial well-being, vacation plans, sex and non-normative relationship structures, queerness, class, race and anti-oppression, languages and psycholinguistics, and what I'm going to eat for dinner.
On a typical Friday night I am
Stripping at a burlesque show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I sometimes surf/watch porn while having online conversations.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like guys
  • Ages 18–99
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating
You should message me if
... you like art, and flirty conversation.