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torpedos

28 F Springfield, MO

My Details

Last Online
Jun 29, 2006
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 3″ (1.60m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on university
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish, German

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My self-summary
Filling the world with weirdness and uncreativity since 1985. I wish I had a twin. I genuinely believe I am the coolest person ever, and that the world needs more people like me. Generally speaking, I don't get along with women, but I have no problems befriending most males. I think it's because I tend to think more like a male. Don't get me wrong though, I'm still girly and frilly. I can go on for hours about how great the colors pink and purple are. I like random conversations about anything and everything, as long as it's random I'll love it. I have a pretty sick sense of humor, so it's pretty hard to offend me, except when it comes to things like animal cruelty. Don't tell me stories about blowing up animals or whatever other sick activities you've done/participated in/observed. And just fill in whatever else you want.

I am great, strange, and fun
What I’m doing with my life
Going to the local community college (OTC), working on my AA with an emphasis in Animal Science. After that, it's off to MSU where I'll get a BS in Animal Science. Then, off to veterinary school somewhere. That's the plan anyway. Currently I have a crappy job that doesn't pay the bills at Papa Johns delivering pizza. I am on the hunt for another job, and I'd like a job at a veterinary hospital. I don't care if all I do is clean up dog crap, chances are it'd pay better than what I make now. Also, and I feel it's better to get this out in the open so there aren't any surprises later...my therapist says I'm screwed up in the head. AKA: I'm bi-polar and depressed and probably a few other things thrown in. I'm medicated, and it's not so bad right now. But if I randomly chew your head off and spit it out, sorry.
I’m really good at
Being a good friend. No, really. My friends can pretty much come to me about anything and I will help them out in anyway possible. Same with my family. My friends mean a lot to me, and I don't mind making a few sacrifices here and there for them. I'd like to think I'm good at driving, since I do it for a living. I'd also like to think I'm good at learning. Math and science have always been strong points for me, which is part of the reason why I'm going into a science related field. Math and science are cool. :] I'm good at bowling too. My mama taught me everything she knows and now I beat her a lot, ha. Bowling is cool. :D
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, which then leads to tall people trying me out as an arm rest. Cute. I really don't mind looking up peoples' nostrils all day. In fact, I enjoy being short. I'm also a complete spaz. Or I guess you could say I'm over dramatic? Example: if I have an itch, I don't just reach over and scratch it, I'll make a strange noise, probably twitch a few times, and then scratch. I do make a lot of strange noises, mainly squeaks and uh, odd laughing? noises. I like to hit myself on occasion too. I guess I have a nice smile too. And I'm sure at least one person out there has observed that I usually have some kind of pet hair on me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) Stranger in a Strange Land by Robert A. Heinlein; Ishmael by Daniel Quinn; The Fountainhead by Ayn Rand; anything by William S. Burroughs and Hunter S. Thompson; Lord of the Rings series by J.R.R. Tolkein. Random authors - Chuck Palahniuk, Stephen King, Kurt Vonnegut, C.S. Lewis, Anne Rice, Aldous Huxley, Dr. Seuss.

b) The Big Lebowski, Mars Attacks!, Fight Club, Se7en, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Dodgeball, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Chronicles of Narnia, Batman Begins, the list goes on.

c) My favorite band of all time is Nine Inch Nails. Then in no particular order: Tool, Primus, Pink Floyd, Deftones, Alice in Chains, KMFDM, etc.

d) Not too picky about foods, but I love eggrolls and seafood. AND QUESADILLAS. Water is cool too.
The six things I could never do without
Music (in any format), books, kitties, friends, as much as I hate to admit it - my cell phone, and pillows. Lots and lots of pillows.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, if stupid and/or ignorant people know that they're stupid and/or ignorant, what I should get for my next tattoo, mental disorders (I've done a lot of research but I'll probably never understand how or why they happen), how slowly veterinary medicine is evolving compared to human medicine and what I can do to change that, how to make myself a better person, friend, girlfriend, and generally just trying to better myself overall.
On a typical Friday night I am
Most likely either working or sitting at home, but I like to go out and play mini golf or see a movie. I also like bowling a lot too, I'm hardcore about bowling. I usually bowl on at least 2 leagues, and I rock. 8]
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I poop. There's this crazy idea going around that girls don't poop, but it's just not true. We do in fact, poop. And no, it doesn't smell like roses or chocolate cake either.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You like shy girls, and you're funny. I absolutely love anyone with a great sense of humor. You should also message me if you're good at spelling, which also means using complete words online, not "u" for you or "2" for to/too. Patience also helps, I can be very frustrating sometimes, although not intentionally. And don't bother if you're so into cars or sports that you rarely talk about anything else. Don't get me wrong, I like sports and cars, but for god sakes improve your conversational skills and talk about something else. You should also message me if you love animals. I think a love of animals, even if it isn't as much as I love them, is very important.