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The Death Test	Dead at 76	Take it!
The How Well-Read Are You? Test	Incredibly Well Read	Take it!
The what kind of writer are you? Test	Modern dramatist	Take it!
The BIG WORDS ARE SEXY Test	Vocabulary Vixen!	Take it!
The "How Bourgeois Are You?" Test	Peon	Take it!
The Find Your Philosophical Era! Test	The Modern	Take it!
The Literary Theory Test	GENIUS	Take it!
The Greek Mythology Personality Test	Proteus	Take it!
The society that suits me Test	Socialism	Take it!
The Director Who Films Your Life Test	Edward D. Wood, Jr.	Take it!
The Londoner Test	Cheeky Cockney	Take it!
The How normal are you Test	The Free Thinker	Take it!
The Empathy Quotient Scale	33-52: Average	Take it!
The Social Privilege Test	Somewhat Privileged	Take it!
The Best Thing About You Test	Compassion	Take it!
The What Type of Human Are You? Test	Teacher	Take it!
The Indie Band For You Test	My Bloody Valentine	Take it!
The How British Are You? Test	Morrissey	Take it!
The Literary Character Test	Tom Sawyer	Take it!
The If You Were A Beer Test	Killian's Red	Take it!
The which philosophy suits your personality? Test	Personal Religion, by Kierkegaard	Take it!
The Which Shakespeare Play Are You? Test	Merchant of Venice	Take it!
The British cultural stereotype Test	Goth	Take it!
The Classic Leading Man Test	Jimmy Stewart	Take it!
The Would You Have Been a Nazi Test	The Expatriate	Take it!
The Best Personality Type for You Test	ISTJ - The Inspector	Take it!
The Left or Right Brain Test	Balanced	Take it!
The Socioeconomic Mentality Test	You scored 36% Poor, 30% Middle Class, and 0% Wealthy!	Take it!
The Absurdism Test	Happy Absurdist	Take it!
The what country do you belong in Test	France	Take it!
Will, intelligence and creativity test	CHAOS!	Take it!
The Do You Have Insomnia? Test	Have you heard of Narcolepsy?	Take it!
The what kind of Crazy did you catch TEST	BORDERLINE	Take it!
The Which Part of the Brain Are You? Test	Corpus Callosum	Take it!
The how fuckable are you? Test	" The good fuck"	Take it!
The Commonly Confused Words Test	English Genius	Take it!
The indie music Test	Indie Kid	Take it!
The How Artistic Are You? Test	Amateur Artist	Take it!
The Literature Test	The Scholar	Take it!
The Which Movie Character Are You Test	Harry Potter	Take it!
Howard Gardner's Eight Types of Intelligence Test	Linguistic	Take it!
The Lover Style Profile Test	The Classic Lover	Take it!
The Intellectual Test	posh boy	Take it!
The Narcissistic Personality Inventory	Your Narcissism Score is 2!	Take it!
The artist type Test	IT	Take it!
Test your criminal nature!	Nauseatingly pure!	Take it!
The Cultural Theory Test	Individualist	Take it!
The Ideal Job for Your Personality Test	Journalist	Take it!
The Brutally Honest Personality Test	Pollyanna- INFP	Take it!
The Philosophy Test	Edmund Husserl	Take it!
The 4-Variable IQ Test	Verbal	Take it!
The 3 Variable Funny Test	the Prankster	Take it!
Test: Which Great English Monarch Are You?	King Edgar, First King of A United England	Take it!
The What Greek God Are You Test	Aphrodite	Take it!
The Mythological God Test	Thoth	Take it!
The "What Type of Intellectual are You?" Test	The Scientist	Take it!
The Real Zodiac Sign Test	Pisces	Take it!
The Beautiful Faces Test	Alyssa Milano	Take it!
The Personality Defect Test	Robot	Take it!
The Which Famous Poet Are You Test	Dylan Thomas!	Take it!

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The Death Test

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Incredibly Well Read

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Modern dramatist

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