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tortuga212

30 London, UK Woman

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–46
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Mar 26
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
White
Height
Body type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hmm. Kind of a geek? Ok a big geek. Love video games, especially anything by Bioware or Telltale Games (my current obsessions are Dragon Age Inquisition and Game of Thrones).

The Last of Us made me cry so much I nearly died from dehydration (I spend way too much time staring into middle distance thinking about how I'd survive a zombie apocalypse - I like to think I'd be in my element but in reality I'd probably die spectacularly).

I regularly get stuck in the YouTube blackhole or the Netflix menu. I'm yet to find a cure for this.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working a fair bit, gaming, drinking, netflixing. And repeat.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making tea.
Following cute dogs around the park.
Hiding.
Befriending drunk people on the Tube.
Memorising trivia from IMDb.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Games:
Mass Effect, Dragon Age, The Last of Us, Assassins' Creed, Red Dead Redemption, The Elder Scrolls, The Walking Dead, The Wolf Among Us, Game of Thrones. The list is longer, believe me..
TV:
Orange is the New Black, Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Firefly, Farscape, Star Trek, The Thick of It, countless embarassing shows which I should not brag about here.
Films:
Starship Troopers, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, The Fifth Element, Back to the Future, Willow, The Goonies, Mad Max, Asian Horror (especially anything in the Tartan Asia Extreme category), Kill Bill, Tank Girl, Harry Potter.

Food:
I'll try anything once.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
PS4
MacBook
Tea
Wine
IMDb
My Bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How cool it would be if real life had a soundtrack. It would make it much easier to react appropriately to situations (dum dum duuuum!).

What I need to do at work.

How considerate Neflix is for asking me if I'm still watching when I have been binge-watching for hours. I like to think it's making sure I'm still alive.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
In the pub, gaming, netflixing, napping.
You should message me if
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