totally_whoa
31 Seattle, WA
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My self-summary
Splash.
Boom.
Bang.
Kapow.
COWABUNGA!

I'm here to get laid and make friends.
I'm queer.
I'm nice.
I won't be too weird if we go in a date.

blah.blah.
blah.blah.
Gender studies, third wave feminism, post structuralism.

BASICALLY,
If the term "preferred pronoun" doesn't ring a bell, you better run along you dingaling-dong. (Also, I know OKC is tactless and uninformed, possibly favoring modes of oppressive categorization.)

xoxoxo

<3 caprice

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What I’m doing with my life
FUN.
TRAVEL.
BABES.
WILDNESS.

SUSPENDERS.
OVERALLS.
BOOTS.
PLAID.

I'm always trying to mend/fix something.
I’m really good at
lots of things! laughing, joking, genuinely caring, fixing things, being a best friend, relaxing.

Finding a critical angle in anything.

giving love.
The first things people usually notice about me
DYKE.

tight fade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
black sabbath. joy division. beat happening. yaz. elvis. conway twitty.

...westerns
...man who fell in love with the moon
The six things I could never do without
BABES. BIKE. BOOTS. TOOLS. LEATHER. CAMO.

I could do without most of these things, I just hope to never have to.

NEVER DO WITHOUT BABES. Im lost without my friends and lovers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
BABES.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Okcupid is a tool. No offense to anyone, sorry if I don't message you back.
You should message me if
yer queer. you have good politics. you are poly. you know what a safe word is.
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