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totally_whoa

30 Denver, CO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–99
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Jul 27
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Married
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Splash.
Boom.
Bang.
Kapow.
COWABUNGA!

I'm here to get laid and make friends.
I'm queer.
I'm nice.
I won't be too weird if we go in a date.

blah.blah.
blah.blah.
Gender studies, third wave feminism, post structuralism.

BASICALLY,
If the term "preferred pronoun" doesn't ring a bell, you better run along you dingaling-dong. (Also, I know OKC is tactless and uninformed, possibly favoring modes of oppressive categorization.)

xoxoxo

<3 caprice

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What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
FUN.
TRAVEL.
BABES.
WILDNESS.

SUSPENDERS.
OVERALLS.
BOOTS.
PLAID.

I'm always trying to mend/fix something.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
lots of things! laughing, joking, genuinely caring, fixing things, being a best friend, relaxing.

Finding a critical angle in anything.

giving love.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
DYKE.

tight fade.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
black sabbath. joy division. beat happening. yaz. elvis. conway twitty.

...westerns
...man who fell in love with the moon
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
BABES. BIKE. BOOTS. TOOLS. LEATHER. CAMO.

I could do without most of these things, I just hope to never have to.

NEVER DO WITHOUT BABES. Im lost without my friends and lovers.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
BABES.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably out with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Okcupid is a tool. No offense to anyone, sorry if I don't message you back.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
yer queer. you have good politics. you are poly. you know what a safe word is.