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28 • M • Philadelphia, PA
I’m looking for
- Women who like men
- Ages 20–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last Online
- Oct 23
- 5′ 9″ (1.75m)
- Body Type
- Graduated from university
- Relationship Status
- Relationship Type
- Doesn’t have kids
Staring at rectangular objects.
Battling indigestion over what to have for dinner.
-Subsisting on socially awkward meals
-Falling asleep instantly after lying down
-Pretending to care about sports
Things I'm really bad at:
-Completing dating profiles in paragraph form
-Remembering names and birthdays (sorry mom!)
-Accurately representing myself in digital media
A Confederacy of Dunces
2001: A Space Odyssey
-A daily sense of improvement
-Learning new things
-The Marpac Sleepmate 980a
-Having at least seven lines on a list of essential items
Figuring a way to look manly while applying Chapstick.
Why a strong correlation exists between education level and self-awareness of butt crack exposure.
Cats appear in ≤ 33% of your total profile pictures.
You have an accent from the eastern bloc... actually, any foreign accent will probably do.
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