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totallycereal

28 M Philadelphia, PA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 20–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 16
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Management
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Whyncha take a seat? Take seat right over there.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working at a startup.

Staring at rectangular objects.

Battling indigestion over what to have for dinner.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Delaying gratification
-Leadership
-Whistling
-Brewing coffee
-Hand-eye coordination
-Jazzing up ramen
-Falling asleep instantly after laying down

Things I'm really bad at:

-Completing dating profiles in paragraph form
-Remembering names and birthdays (sorry mom!)
-Keeping quiet
-Walking slowly
-Accurately representing myself in digital media
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
High voltage.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Homemade Italian, Vietnamese, Chinese and Thai food.

Too much music to list but I will highlight my favorite "B's": Beethoven, Brahms, Bach, Bartok, Beach Boys, Beach House, Beirut, Bon Iver and The Beatles

A Confederacy of Dunces

2001: A Space Odyssey
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-A Brita filter
-Music
-Levity
-A daily sense of improvement
-Learning new things
-The Marpac Sleepmate 980a
-Having at least seven lines on a list of essential items
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why policeman don't mercilessly club asshole motorcyclists without mufflers. Or at least write them a ticket... shit, we're trying to sleep over here.

Figuring a way to look manly while applying Chapstick.

Why a strong correlation exists between education level and self-awareness of butt crack exposure.

Efficiency.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You aren't satisfied with my lame ass profile and want to know more.

Cats appear in ≤ 33% of your total profile pictures.

You have an accent from the eastern bloc... actually, any foreign accent will probably do.