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29 M Brooklyn, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Very often
Judaism, and laughing about it
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Graduated from university
Art / Music / Writing
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids

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My self-summary
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Raised in North Jersey with deep Brooklyn roots. The whole family moved to Florida/Atlanta and took on southern accents. I came back; now planning to reestablish said roots.

Looking to meet people who are chasing after something in life. Even if it's ambiguous it'll give us more shit to talk about, right?

I have frequent apocalyptic dreams, tip well, and believe my best years are still ahead.
What I’m doing with my life
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Music production. I record bands and play drums. I also tour with a rock and roll band mixing their shows on $1M speaker systems. It's completely awesome.
I’m really good at
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Making things that taste good.

Parallel parking.

Making lousy musicians sound like a legit band, and making legit bands sound amazing.

Impressing cab drivers with my knowlege of music from their homeland.

Sparing unnecessary details.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I have great Cosby sweaters.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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If this takes your breath away, we're off to a good start:

1970's Ghanaian Highlife, Malian Blues, and rocksteady.
Frank Zappa, Stereolab, vintage oddball electronic music (YMO, Bruce Haack, Edgar Varese). If it's foreign, 30-50 years old, has an exotic beat but is super groovy I'll probably dig it.

All Things Must Pass is my spiritual rock. Especially side 3.

And this:

Vampire Weekend totally sucks.

Top 5 Movies in nor particular order: Barry Lyndon, Putney Swope, The Dark Crystal, Dr Strangelove, The Last Emperor

Food: Anything fermented, vinegary, pickley shit. Major borscht head. Source my groceries from traditional, old-world spots whenever possible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Google Calendar
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Colonizing outer space, and how important it is to our future.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm often shut in working weekend nights, which is good because lots of assholes go out on weekends. My schedule is totally random and always changing. I like it. Bartenders tend to hold better conversations on tuesday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm not that down with Radiohead.

I've met moth Richard Nixon and Bob Woodward in person.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You appreciate practicallity, but are inclined to the artistic and/or cosmic.

You spend most of your time thinking about something more substantial than your next meal.

You're here to offer something to the city besides your rent money; not just take what the city has to offer.

You think The Stage is far superior to B&H (major points if you know what I'm talking about).