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totallyjim

30 Brooklyn, NY Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 24–37
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m)
Body type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Raised in North Jersey with deep Brooklyn roots. The whole family moved to Florida/Atlanta and took on southern accents. I came back to reestablish those roots.

Looking to meet people who are chasing after something in life. Even if it's ambiguous it'll give us more shit to talk about, right?

I have frequent apocalyptic dreams, tip well, and believe my best years are still ahead.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Mostly music production. I record and mix records, play drums, and mix shows on expensive speaker systems. (hey, if you're in a band and working on a record... hit me up!)I Also part-time on corporate panels and talks and clip microphones on celebrities' clothing. I've touched and kibitzed with a lot of famous people.

I travel a lot. Haven't seen enough of the world, but a lot of the country. I've been to 43 states and counting.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Parallel parking, calculating tips, sparing unnecessary details, and impressing cab drivers by referencing music their parents listen to.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
If this takes your breath away, we're off to a good start:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8DhKTA6kFAo

1970's Ghanaian Highlife, Malian Blues, and rocksteady.
Frank Zappa, Stereolab, vintage oddball electronic music (YMO, Bruce Haack, Edgar Varese). If it's foreign, 30-50 years old, has an exotic beat but is super groovy I'll probably dig it.

Prefer new Dylan as opposed to old Dylan (mostly because of his voice... not necessarily his writing).

All Things Must Pass is my spiritual rock. Especially side 3.

And this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ccooDxM4lDs

I can go on and on. Music is just the best. Let's swap tunes!

Vampire Weekend totally sucks.

Top 5 Movies in nor particular order: Barry Lyndon, Putney Swope, The Dark Crystal, Dr Strangelove, The Last Emperor

Food: Anything fermented, vinegary, pickley shit. Major borscht head. Source my groceries from traditional, old-world spots whenever possible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Albums
Microphones
Google Calendar
Almonds
Coffee
Clean Socks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Consumer audio formats and colonizing outer space.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm often shut in working weekend nights, which is good because lots of assholes go out on weekends. My schedule is totally random and always changing. I like it. Bartenders tend to hold better conversations on tuesday nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm not that down with Radiohead.

I've met both Richard Nixon and Bob Woodward in person.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You noticed a spelling or grammatical error in my profile.

You appreciate practicality, but are inclined to the artistic and/or cosmic.

You spend most of your time thinking about something more substantial than your next meal.

You're here to offer something to the city besides your rent money; not just take what the city has to offer.

Johnny Hodges has made you weep.

You think The Stage is far superior to B&H (major points if you know what I'm talking about).