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totallynotaspy

31 / M / Straight / Single

Los Angeles, California

His Details

Last Online
Jun 14
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 9″ (1.75m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Atheism and laughing about it
Sign
Aquarius but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English, Japanese (Okay), Hebrew (Poorly), C++ (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Edit 4/22/13: taking a break from dating for a bit, although I will probably still OKC people-browse here and there. Just FYI!

I'm big on exploring. Trying out new places, new events, new foods. My lust for life tends toward the wander- variety.

A quick Q&A:

* Are you a burner (i.e. really into Burning Man)?
Not really. Only been once. It's my crowd, not my life. Making art explode is always fun though.

* Are you an outdoorsy type?
Not consistently. In 2012, I went camping 2-3 times, did a triathlon, zombie 5k, and a 4-day-long Peruvian mountain hike (Incan Trail). Didn't really dig the triathlon, sadly.

* Are you a film industry douchebag?
God, I hope not. I have a great job making cartoon donkey farts for movies - it is mostly great because it is not all-consuming. I also sometimes animate outhouses collapsing. I'm very specialized.

* Are you a nerd?
Proudly so! It is, however, a facet, not a focus. Honestly, I didn't have much of a chance with this one - my parents met at a friggin' Renaissance Faire. My act of teenage rebellion was to stop playing Dungeons and Dragons. I learned in quick order, however, that in such matters, resistance is futile.

* Are you a weeaboo?
No. I'm a traveler, and one of the places I've been is Japan. Lived there for a year, and learned some real shit about that country (I'm fluent in gutter Japanese due to yakuza drinking buddies). It'd be ridiculous to fetishize it or any other country/culture. I've traveled a LOT, having literally filled up my passport in 2012. I've got a fairly unclouded view of the parts of the world I've visited.

* Are you new agey?
I do yoga, I believe in the golden rule, but when it comes to whatever house Jupiter is in? Not so much.

* Are you religious?
Not remotely. By Christian law, I'm Jewish. By Jewish law, I'm Christian. I have it on good authority that I'm going to Mormon hell.

* Are you really from Kentucky?
Yep. No accent though. Except during karaoke. Even when singing in other languages.

* Are you a spy?
No. I don't know who told you that. I assure that I am not. That's just ridiculous.

* What the hell are you?
Exploring. Care to join?
What I’m doing with my life
Going off-roading from the road more traveled, so to speak.

I'm pretty established, career-wise, so a lot of my focus nowadays is spent spreading my wings. I have a *massive* list of crazy things to do in and around LA, and I am doing all of it. If you want a copy, let me know.

I travel whenever I can. Just got back from five weeks in India!

I come up with quirky little stories regularly; working on turning one into a graphic novel.

Working on expressing my needs, wants, and boundaries - my natural tendency is to be the one who listens and supports, sometimes at the sublimation of my own wants. I've gotten a lot better at this over the past year.

I spend a lot of energy on maintaining relationships - which is both good and bad. I'm still (completely platonic) friends with a vast majority of my exes, and I'm proud of that.
I’m really good at
Listening.
Telling stories.
Computer stuff.
Dance dance revolution.
The first things people usually notice about me
Often, whatever weird shirt I'm wearing. Current favorite: bigfoot wrasslin' a unicorn.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Stranger, Rant, Written on the Body, Norwegian Wood, American Gods

Comics: Finder (Talisman rocked me to my core), Girl Genius, Battle Angel Alita, Y: The Last Man, Daytripper

Movies: Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Last Unicorn, almost anything Pixar, Waking Life, Fight Club

Shows: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Arrested Development, The Airbender series, Community, Daily Show

Music: Imogen Heap, Florence + the Machine, Garbage, and other revolutionary daughters of Kate Bush; Anamanaguchi, mashups, Yoshida Brothers, and other baffling choices

Food: I suck with spicy food, but all else is open game.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
It sounds super hippie-dippy, but I try and center myself a lot. My conscience is the strongest muscle in my body by a MILE. It will give me no peace if I have bad karma on the ledger.

Also, I put a lot of thought on a) my vampire hunter dating simulator idea; b) my Karate Kid porno parody idea; c) my Joe Biden action movie idea.
On a typical Friday night I am
A sample:
* Trampoline dodgeball
* Korean spa
* Live taping of my friend's sex nerd talk show
* Karaoke (ideally booth, not bar)
* Heading out of town for some festival or somesuch

Generally: exploring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In 2012, I:
- Tried out non-monogamy. It went poorly, but I learned a lot about myself.
- Fell in love for the first time. Also went poorly. Also learned a lot about myself. (funnily enough, this is unrelated to the above statement)
- Got a lot of catharsis and feel a lot more healthy than I did at the end of 2011.

None of that is easy to admit, nor is it sexy, but hey. You should know upfront, contrary to some Internet rumors, I am, in fact, a human being.

Bonus private fact: I once asked out a girl with a PowerPoint presentation. She said no. Her loss.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 26–36
  • Near me
  • For new friends
You should message me if
The coin comes up tails.

Also, history (and my friends) would suggest that my "type":
* Is my height or shorter
* Has a 4 letter name (seriously, I'm around a 70% rate now)

Edit 4/22/13: To reiterate, I'm taking a break from dating for a bit, although I will probably still OKC people-browse here and there. Just FYI!