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26 Tujunga, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 27
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
English, Spanish (Poorly), Armenian (Poorly)
My self-summary
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Ok, the name was a joke between me a friend. I regret it, but similar to tattoos chosen while in a drunken haze, I can't change it.

I love watching and performing improv/stand up, seeing good movies, and doing anything that deals with or around water. What's that imaginary responding reader? Well, of course I would gladly eat a jar of sriracha-dipped spiders if it meant I was next to a beautiful river. I love basketball and football... Playing it and also screaming at calls. Yes, I do enjoy reading and playing with dogs, but as much as I've tried, I can't actually do both at the same time. I love the old batman cartoon, along with Nolan's recent addition to the amazing story. I think Tina Fey is not only really, really awesome (having never met her, of course) but also a comedic icon with her amazing writing skills. I think story telling is as important as any other personable attribute and I have plans to be happy in every possible state of my life, even the ones that nudge me in the direction of lame.
What I’m doing with my life
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sneaking in haikus while writing business emails.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making plans, story telling, getting giddy with it, and enjoying the moment (the moment is code for food).
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
"Ugh! My butt!", said the humble bragger
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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The Alchemist, Bossypants, East of Eden, The Count of Monte Cristo, and Calvin and Hobbes.

If it's funny, has heart, and action, I'll like it. The Other Guys, Tropic Thunder, The Dark Knight movies, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Sherlock Holmes, Finding Neverland, Anchorman, Good Will Hunting, 500 Days of Summer, Jeff Who Lives at Home, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, The Naked Gun Trilogy.

Shows: 30 rock, Arrested Development, Louie, Archer, Modern Family, Workaholics, New Girl, and Scrubs/The Office still hit a soft spot

I have no limitations when it comes to music, everything is fair game for me to sing while in the shower.

Food: If you think it's good, I'll give it a try. If I vomit profusely moments after, I might take longer than 2 seconds before taking another bite.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
enjoyable talks.
music and great films.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and things that make me laugh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Gettin' a MAD case of the giggles.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't ever want to grow up, but at the same time, I want to grow up the best way possible. It's a lot of push and pull. A lot of really cool internal struggle.
You should message me if
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Basic requirements: An outgoing personality and you're down to earth.

For the seasoned online dater: Must ACTUALLY be outgoing and down to earth.

For the level 20 high priest of OKCupid: Must be attracted to guys that are NOT somewhere between the height of Lebron James and a palm tree.

Be genuine.