I'm the guy with the shit-eating-grin who thinks he's won something every time he gets away with breaking the rules.
I tell people to use who not that because we're people not things.
I say anyway not anyways.
I split infinitives in the most classic sense: To be or to not be? That is the question...
I format my OKC account with basic html commands for no reason and I abbreviate things for less of a reason.
I say "lol" in public. (This one is definitely the worst)
I have a Napolean Complex even though they don't actually exist.
I take Cosmo quizzes and actively try to get the highest score for most vain. They're written by *real* PhDs, guys...