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22 New York, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
White, Other
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Strictly other
Atheism, and laughing about it
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Chinese (Okay), Other (Fluently), C++ (Okay)

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My self-summary
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My newton's cradle has two loose balls and that's not a euphemism. Just thought I'd share.

I feel like on OKC there are two types of profiles:
1. All content and no style
2. All style and no content
The only way to avoid the trap is to be goofy. I've chosen to be drunk. This is my story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
In college, I wrote a paper on trees. Math trees on woodland trees.

I have romantic notions. What I'm doing with my life is balancing idealism and pragmatism, or rather trying to figure out how to be an effective idealist. You know, like Taylor Swift.

Short real answer:
For work: I do math and computer science stuff. I want to do R&D but right now I'm a software engineer.
For fun: I art it up. I write poetry and play guitar. What's unbelievable is that I haven't been murdered by any of my neighbors yet. I guess my singing is that good.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I have more guitars than arms. Sometimes I even play them (the guitars, not my arms). I can sing Autumn Leaves (Nat King Cole version) without fucking it up. I've convinced like three people on Omegle to go to college.

I once drove a U-haul on the parkway. I'm not sure if I'm saying I'm good at driving or if I'm saying I'm good at narrowly escaping death.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm told I have enormous eyes. Between my death evasion skills and eyes I've begun to suspect I'm the main character of a particularly pedestrian anime.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Gatsby, Thomas, Poe, Frost, Asimov, Vonnegut, Cummings, Salinger (not ashamed), Hawking, Feynman, Sagan, NdG Tyson, and of course E.L. James.

Movies: Yojimbo, Cabin in the Woods, Clerks, Blade Runner, Harold and Maude, Dr. Horrible, Eyes Wide Shut, La Jetee, Un Chien Andalou, Detour, From Dusk 'Till Dawn, John Malkovich, John Dies at the End, and my pledge name in college was Han Solo so I'm guessing you can extrapolate the last trilogy.

Shows: Adventure Time, True Detective and a lot more.

Music: I have 4 Coltrane vinyls. I swear I'm not a hipster. I love jazz. I love everything about jazz. I have the remnants of passion from a bygone era of punk in my life. I still love pixies. I'm a serious musician and I'm appreciative of all music. I will not judge anything about a person based on their taste in music. I fucking LOVE going to punk/prog metal shows.

Food: Don't care for it. Seems unnecessary. I'm a huge fan of porcini risotto which I imagine sounds extremely random but it's the only dish my dad and I make together. I live and die by the call of whiskey.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
I could do with fewer things, honestly.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How not to get pushed in front of trains.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The same thing we do everynight, pinky.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I put Godot in a prison for 15 years right before the play. Beckett had the actors improvise.

I have the same birthday as Douglas Adams, just not the same year.

This isn't even my final form.
You should message me if
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You want to know everything there is to know about feeling things but are too afraid to ask.

You want to go to a punk show or discuss philosophy over bourbon at a low key bar.

You like chill evenings, have punny/caustic humor, and/or have a dog.