28 Agoura Hills, CA
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My self-summary
Unlike many girls, I can kill my own spiders, I like to get dirty, shoot stuff, I can handle my liquor, I can take (and enjoy) dirty jokes, and I like explosions.

What I'm looking for: Someone to do boyfriend girlfriend things with that isn't an animal or an inanimate object.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh
Telling it how it is
Making weird faces or sounds
Making things awkward
The first things people usually notice about me
Obviously my huge balls.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So many things to list!

Books: Anything fiction but if I have to get into specifics: A Clockwork Orange, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Invisible Monsters, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Running with Scissors, Tuesdays with Morrie, Haunted, House of Leaves, Trainspotting, Fight Club...actually, almost all of Chuck Palahniuk...Slaughterhouse 5, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Frankenstein, Stephen King, Girly novels (but not the skanky kind), and honestly so many more that I don't even remember the names of them all. I've also recently gotten into some non-fiction sciencey books...mostly about the brain.

Movies: Fight Club, American History X, Zombieland, The Hangover, Anchorman, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, V for Vendetta, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Disney movies, How to Train Your Dragon (Don't judge, it was a good movie), The Dark Knight, Back to the Future, terrible horror movies, movies with zombies in them, action, adventure, chick flick, whatever. I find enjoyment in almost every movie I watch, even if that just means making fun of it after I'm done watching it.

Dexter, Game of Thrones, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, Nurse Jackie, Shameless... I don't watch television shows regularly, I usually just record them on DVR and watch them when I finally have free time. I love shows that have to do with medical stuff, so I watch Discovery Fitness and Health a lot. Lately I've been watching a lot of sciencey stuff like Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. That man literally is THE narrator to listen to. He makes everything sound cool.

Music: Such a touchy subject. I can listen to almost anything. I know it sounds cliche and cheesy, but it really depends on my mood at the time. Things I listen to (just to give you an idea): Adele, Florence and the Machine, Barcelona, Lady Antebellum, Queen, Miranda Lambert, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Muse, Mumford and Son, Bayside, Eminem, Ray Charles, John Legend, Damien Rice, A Day to Remember, Foo Fighters, Maroon 5, various soundtracks/musicals, various ballads, piano ballads, jazz...I listen to the radio a lot (by force), so I listen to some newer stuff as well.

Foodstuffs: Don't eat out often, but when I do it's sushi, Thai or Mexican, which also happen to be some of my favorites! I try to avoid a lot of meat though, as I'm working towards being a vegetarian. It's tough, but I refuse to give up sushi.
The six things I could never do without
1) Inside jokes
2) Campfire stories
3) The ability to drive down PCH with the windows down and the music loud
4) A good mustache (not on myself)
5) Summer nights
6) My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was I supposed to be doing?


"Ah shit" (internal monologue for most of my day that ends up just being cursing)


What's going on here? What just happened?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually something with friends. Probably out, at a movie or elsewhere, enjoying the beginning of my weekend. Sometimes I just stay home and relax. Usually going out means to a movie, dinner, sometimes a bar or two. I'm not big on clubs at all, I'd much rather do something low key or laid back. I do go out to a couple of local bars though and listen to music or play pool.

But let's be real here for a minute, like 90% of the time it's Netflix, and/or sleeping at 10. I'm a total binge-watcher on Netflix, so prepare to marathon with me!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a natural redhead. So rest assured, I have a soul.

I've been working really hard to lose weight the last couple of years, and so far have managed to shed 85 lbs. Still more work to be done! Hopefully I'll be able to do my first Tough Mudder race this year too!

Also, I love sea otters be because they remind me of old men with mustaches.

One last thing...I lied in my profile, I hate spiders. When I said "kill my own spiders" I meant "scream and panic and possibly light my house on fire". Sorryyyy!
You should message me if
You're looking for someone awesome to hang with or talk to. Or if any of this page appeals to you. Isn't that what we're all here for?

Also, if I message you, it's going to be something completely random, USUALLY. I will legitimately read your entire profile. And I don't send typical "Hey how are you?" messages, because that gets old and boring quickly. So I'm going to have fun with it, and so should you!