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totes_mcgotes27

26 F Agoura Hills, CA

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
A little extra
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Unlike many girls, I can kill my own spiders, I like to get dirty, shoot stuff, I can handle my liquor, I can take (and enjoy) dirty jokes, and I like explosions.

What I'm looking for: Someone to do boyfriend girlfriend things with that isn't an animal or an inanimate object.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, telling it how it is, making weird faces or sounds.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
So many things to list!

Books: Anything fiction but if I have to get into specifics: A Clockwork Orange, The Perks of Being a Wallflower, Invisible Monsters, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Running with Scissors, Tuesdays with Morrie, Haunted, House of Leaves, Trainspotting, Fight Club...actually, almost all of Chuck Palahniuk...Slaughterhouse 5, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Frankenstein, Stephen King, Girly novels (but not the skanky kind), and honestly so many more that I don't even remember the names of them all. I've also recently gotten into some non-fiction sciencey books...mostly about the brain.

Movies: Fight Club, American History X, Zombieland, The Hangover, Anchorman, Almost Famous, American Beauty, Edward Scissorhands, V for Vendetta, Office Space, Donnie Darko, Disney movies, How to Train Your Dragon (Don't judge, it was a good movie), The Dark Knight, Back to the Future, terrible horror movies, movies with zombies in them, action, adventure, chick flick, whatever. I find enjoyment in almost every movie I watch, even if that just means making fun of it after I'm done watching it.

Shows:
Dexter, Game of Thrones, Grey's Anatomy, How I Met Your Mother, Nurse Jackie, Shameless... I don't watch television shows regularly, I usually just record them on DVR and watch them when I finally have free time. I love shows that have to do with medical stuff, so I watch Discovery Fitness and Health a lot. Lately I've been watching a lot of sciencey stuff like Through the Wormhole with Morgan Freeman. That man literally is THE narrator to listen to. He makes everything sound cool.

Music: Such a touchy subject. I can listen to almost anything. I know it sounds cliche and cheesy, but it really depends on my mood at the time. Things I listen to (just to give you an idea): Adele, Florence and the Machine, Barcelona, Lady Antebellum, Queen, Miranda Lambert, Death Cab for Cutie, Brand New, Muse, Mumford and Son, Bayside, Eminem, Ray Charles, John Legend, Damien Rice, A Day to Remember, Foo Fighters, Maroon 5, various soundtracks/musicals, various ballads, piano ballads, jazz...I listen to the radio a lot (by force), so I listen to some newer stuff as well.

Foodstuffs: I recently found out I'm allergic to gluten (ugh), so I eat mostly healthy stuff. Don't eat out often, but when I do it's sushi, Thai or Mexican, which also happen to be some of my favorites!
The six things I could never do without
1) Inside jokes
2) Campfire stories
3) The ability to drive down PCH with the windows down and the music loud
4) A good mustache (not on myself)
5) Summer nights
6) My dog
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was I supposed to be doing today? Wait, when was that? Hold on, hold on...That was today? Oh right, I knew that.

Or...

What is she saying? What are they doing? What's going on here? What just happened?
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually something with friends. Probably out, at a movie or elsewhere, enjoying the beginning of my weekend. Sometimes I just stay home and relax. Usually going out means to a movie, dinner, sometimes a bar or two. I'm not big on clubs at all, I'd much rather do something low key or laid back. I do go out to a couple of local bars though and listen to music or play pool.

But let's be real here for a minute, like 90% of the time it's laser tag, Sky High, Netflix and wine, or sleeping at 10.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a natural redhead. So rest assured, I have a soul. I'm also not one anymore, and have recently gone back to my natural blonde color. Sorry, all you redhead fetishists!

I also just recently lost 50 lbs, so my pictures are a little out of date. Sorry :(

Also, I love sea otters be because they remind me of old men with mustaches.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 21–27
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You're looking for someone awesome to hang with or talk to. Or if any of this page appeals to you. Isn't that what we're all here for?

Also, if I message you, it's going to be something completely random, USUALLY. I will legitimately read your entire profile. And I don't send typical "Hey how are you?" messages, because that gets old and boring quickly. So I'm going to have fun with it, and so should you!