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totolandia

28 F São Paulo, Brazil

I’m looking for

  • Men who like women
  • Ages 25–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Oct 19
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Fluently), Korean (Okay), French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
♫ (...) she was my catatonic sex toy, love-joy diver.

(...) (s)he feels that my sentimental side should be held with kids gloves
but (s)he doesn't know that i left my urge in the icebox (...)

(...) she says brief things, her love's a pony
my love's subliminal.

i try to be as racional as i can but i guess i'm just not sometimes.
i <3 broken anyway \o/

the personality traits shit says I'm more 'indie', lol. where you guys figure that kind of shit out? that's awkward, thanks.
What I’m doing with my life
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figuring out what to do with life. searching forever for a way to work with something i'd enjoy doing, something motivating that would make me become well-succeeded in life so i can rub in people's who thinks i'm just a schizo-loser faces that i actually made a difference, something that wouldn't make me feel like a fucking robot when the alarm clock rings in the morning.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
eating human brains. :B after all, some koreans eats dogs meat n some icelanders drinks fish blood. why wouldn't i eat human brains then? :)

trying to guess what other people are about to say before they say it when they're stuttering to say something (i think i have a problem with tics, lol).

talking shit no one wants to know about when i do talk cuz everyone just wants to be listened.

being bitter maybe :)

procrastinating.

*skipping stupid messages and profiles from okcupid. beware, stupid idiots!*
The first things people usually notice about me
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probably my eyelined eyes and that i smile/laugh a lot when I'm talking to people because when I'm not they usually say or think I just look like an angry bitch, lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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books:
fernando pessoa, álvaro de campos, mário de sá-carneiro, franz kafka, jean paul sartre, virginia woolf, clarice lispector, josé saramago, arthur schopenhauer, carlos drummond de andrade, machado de assis, guimarães rosa, j. d. salinger.

movies:
punch-drunk love, the royal tenenbaums, taxi driver, léon (the professional), clockwork orange, drive, fight club, american history x, the shining, little miss sunshine, the good girl, kramer vs. kramer, le dernier jour, la vida secreta de las palabras, bunny and the bull, my neighbour totoro, roman holiday, le scaphandre et le papillon, the hours, man on wire, goodbye lenin!, fear and loathing in las vegas, inglorious bastards, the usual suspects, lost in translation, the pianist, mommy dearest, the man from nowhere (아저씨) , old boy, korean thrillers in general, edward scissorhands, what about bob?, e.t., rudo y cursi, crazy, stupid love.
jake gyllenhaal, ryan gosling, colin firth, kevin spacey, robert de niro, al pacino, clint eastwood, jack nicholson <3
wes anderson, the coen brothers, michel gondry, jean-pierre jeunet, federico fellini, stanley kubrick and david lynch's movies.
quiet boring movies in general too. :)

music:
joy division, radiohead, elliott smith, blonde redhead, sneaker pimps, new order, lykke li, die antwoord, kavinsky, boys noize, kasabian, the cure, the smashing pumpkins, the jesus and mary chain, interpol, the velvet underground, the drums, the smiths, neil young, nick drake, grimes, arcade fire, the knife, portishead, passion pit, massive attack, nin, faith no more, stone temple pilots, depeche mode, ...
I have a thing for ost's, synth and techno shit and french music in general.

life would be empty without alcohol. that being said... I love caipiroskas (vodka caipirinha), mojitos, margaritas and similar frozen stuff.
nutella, brownie, brigadeiro, crème caramel, carpaccio salad, gnocchi al sugo, ceviche and nachos are my favorite. I also love arab, japanese, brazilian, french, italian, mexican, korean and vietnamese food.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
sleep (mostly because i'm not awake when that happens), music, football (england's football, not american soccer :P), procrastinate ;_; , my phone and the internet (sadly), art/design/illustration (graphic design, fashion design, visual communication in general).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
travelling to europe <3 and running away from brazil for a while. I fucking love you all, you europeans! lol.
and in a way i can make money doing something i really like but i guess there's nothing i really like to make money out of it, ha! D: except like illegal stuff I won't talk about here for obvious reasons, lol. but I don't do anything like that sadly cuz it sounds pretty fucking rentable.
i think i'd still be happy living abroad working as a fucking waitress or something like that just to get rid of brazil and tour around europe though. really. gad.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
so fucking tired (mental image of little miss sunshine's grandpa)... well, i guess everyday's friday then \o/
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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that making an account here is ridiculous, i love hating things (e.g.: pixar animated movies in 3D, musicals, manchester united... lol) and i LOVE when people hate the things i hate as well. ^^
You should message me if
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you want me. whoarl.
(but if you don't that's ok, i'll deal with that.)

or if you live in london/ah, gad, anywhere else but here! and want to rent a room for me or just adopt me for free without charging me rent (lol) and you're not a REAL psycho. you can be a bit psycho though, i tend to attract psycho typos all the time anyway.