First off, I'm an incredibly quiet person. I don't talk much at all. I can literally go days without saying a word. It's not because I'm mad, upset, or annoyed and I don't do it to be rude. Much like the Ents in Lord of the Rings, I tend to only talk when I have something important to say. Now there are times when I talk a lot, but that's usually with my best friend or brother. I don't have much to say about myself. I work too much, or so it seems. When I'm not working I'm usually hanging out with my best friends and their kids or I'm just at home. I share a house with my brother. I'm a college graduate. I have a job. I'm a comic book and movie geek. I'm an encyclopedia of useless facts. I've noticed that most of the women on here won't reply to me. Children normally like me. I normally like children. My best friend has 3 kids and I'm known as Uncle Will. However, I don't have too much patience for bad children; or bad parents. I tend to let self descriptions end abruptly.

Not all that much to tell you the truth. Just going with the flow. I spend a majority of my day dreaming up ways to conquer the world. My nights consist of attempting to put my plans into action. Usually to no avail, aside from that one time in '97.

Making people laugh through cynicism and/or fart jokes. I also have an uncanny ability to spot lies and I will call you out on them on most occasions.

People don't normally notice me. I walk through a crowd and people refuse to acknowledge that they're about to collide with me.

I'm thin. I'm not tall. I'm pale. Basically the stereotypical Irish nerd.

I love Stephen King and the Harry Potter series. Comic books too. Charles Bukowski makes me feel better about being so cynical. Horror movies, X-Files, Big Bang, Raising Hope, Walking Dead. I ;listen to about any kind of music. I like the edible type of food, but Chinese tends to be what I crave most often. Not Fancy Chinese either.

- Sleep
- My best friend
- books
- Batman
- Occasional sunshine
- Chinese food

- What I'm going to eat next.
- The many reasons that I don't want to go to work and the reasons that I need to.
- The destruction I would cause if I had superpowers.

I'm usually working on Friday nights. Even if I'm not working, I don't go anywhere. I like to avoid crowds and teenagers.

I have a near crippling social anxiety disorder and I constantly think that a girl is too good for me.

You think I'm sexy and you want my body. Come on baby, let me know.