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toughtothink

27 M Cape Coral, FL

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
First off, I'm an incredibly quiet person. I don't know how to talk to you. I don't talk much at all. I can literally go days without saying a word. It's not because I'm mad, upset, or annoyed and I don't do it to be rude. Much like the Ents in Lord of the Rings, I tend to only talk when I have something important to say. Now there are times when I talk a lot, but that's usually with my best friend or brother. I don't have much to say about myself. I work too much, or so it seems. When I'm not working I'm usually hanging out with my best friends and their kids or I'm just at home. I share a house with my brother. I'm a college graduate. I have a job. I'm a comic book and movie geek. I'm an encyclopedia of useless facts. I've noticed that most of the women on here won't reply to me. Children normally like me. I normally like children. My best friend has 3 kids and I'm known as Uncle Will. However, I don't have too much patience for bad children; or bad parents. I tend to let self descriptions end abruptly.

The older I get, the harder it is for me to talk to people. I have a ridiculously hard time initiating conversation because I suffer from a sometimes crippling social anxiety disorder. I don't meet many people that actually understand what that means.
What I’m doing with my life
Not all that much to tell you the truth. Just going with the flow. I spend a majority of my day dreaming up ways to conquer the world. My nights consist of attempting to put my plans into action. Usually to no avail, aside from that one time in '97.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh through cynicism and/or fart jokes. I also have an uncanny ability to spot lies and I will call you out on them on most occasions.
The first things people usually notice about me
People don't normally notice me. I walk through a crowd and people refuse to acknowledge that they're about to collide with me.

I'm thin. I'm not tall. I'm pale. Basically the stereotypical Irish nerd.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love Stephen King and the Harry Potter series. Comic books too. Charles Bukowski makes me feel better about being so cynical. Horror movies, X-Files, Big Bang, Raising Hope, Walking Dead. I ;listen to about any kind of music. I like the edible type of food, but Chinese tends to be what I crave most often. Not Fancy Chinese either.
The six things I could never do without
- Sleep
- My best friend
- books
- Batman
- Occasional sunshine
- Chinese food
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- What I'm going to eat next.
- The many reasons that I don't want to go to work and the reasons that I need to.
- The destruction I would cause if I had superpowers.
On a typical Friday night I am
I'm usually working on Friday nights. Even if I'm not working, I don't go anywhere. I like to avoid crowds and teenagers.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a near crippling social anxiety disorder and I constantly think that a girl is too good for me.

Sometimes when I'm bored, I watch Season 1 of Firefly and cry at the end because there's no Season 2. Only part of that is true.

Also, I'm madly in love with a celebrity I've never met.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You think I'm sexy and you want my body. Come on baby, let me know.