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tour-de-farce

49 M Washington, DC

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 40–49
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:46am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from law school
Job
Entertainment / Media
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Under Construction. I'd like to start meeting and talking to people soon! I'm new at this and for starters I'm a happily divorced, youthful, smart, athletic, well-travelled, successful, funny, hyphen-loving, normal really--but never boring--friendly, down-to-earth red-head next door type --looking for a new adventure. Oh yeah, he cooks too!
What I’m doing with my life
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I am enjoying a challenging and rewarding career in the television documentary field, travelling, keeping fit, reconnecting with old friends and spending time with my kids.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Under Construction
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
must be the red hair
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Always under construction:
On the nightstand-- back issues of the New Yorker and Wired. Philip Roth, Nabokov, Michael Chabon.
On the playlist-- Spotify, Wilco, Aimee Mann, lots of indie stuff.
On the tube-- Curb Your Enthusiasm, Mad Men, Daily Show, Veep.
On the big screen-- indie films and documentary.
On the table-- Indian, Chinese, Korean, wine
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
A sense of humor
My passport
Curiosity
My kids
My bicycle
Wine, Women (goes without saying) and Song
hyphens
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Being Under Construction
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Really Under Construction!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'll admit all ... in private.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If any of this is interesting and if you are happy, healthy (wealthy and wise wouldn't hurt), confident and worldly we should chat.