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tpederson

31 M Minneapolis, MN

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 22–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Sep 10, 2009
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 5″ (1.96m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Science / Engineering
Income
$70,000–$80,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t want kids
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly), C++ (Okay), Chinese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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Ich habe einen Bleistift in meinem Auge und mein Auge ist sehr blutig.

Friends usually describe me as a sarcastic ass. I however, like to believe that I transcend labels (read: self-important, egotistical) If nothing else, I love to talk about myself. And/or just talk in general.

I have a thing for redheads, and tall women. Dark hair works for me too, and when I think about it, so do blondes. Ahh hell, I'm not picky, an ability to laugh and/or hold up your end of a conversation is so much more attractive anyways.

Some also refer to me as a "Jack of All Trades" or "Renaissance Man" as I have a great number of skills. I would attribute that to my 3-4 second attention span.

As a final note, I've had people I know in the "real world" read this and they tell me that it seems a little hostile. I guess that I should mention that the dichotomy of Tyler is this: I generally say things that seem mean or sarcastic. But, I really do try to be nice, even though my words may seem harsh. The things I say or do are, at least in my mind, for the benefit of others. I've even recently been attempting to open myself up more, and that's huge for me.



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I am Fun, Caring?, and Megalomaniacal
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Trying to set down the long path of materialism and insurmountable consumer debt (read: The American Dream.) I finished my BS in Management Information Technology a while a go, and have been going down my carrier path. I'm blessed to be able to do something that I love and make money at the same time. As far as what I do, I tell people when their servers go to hell. In between work, and keeping my house from burning down, I usually fit in quality time with friends.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
As I boasted earlier, I have a large number of talents. Most notably, I fix things. I can fix pretty much anything that: beeps, clicks, moves, blinks, pops, and/or dispenses refreshing fruit beverages.

In addition, I can put ingredients together and make food. I'm one step above straight from recipes and one step below Alton Brown. I take that back, I'm at least two steps below him, in the world of cooking, he is king.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'd like to say it's anything other than my size, but I'm friggin huge. People are always like, "How's it going stretch?" and, "How's the weather up there?" and "Wow, you're fucking tall, what the hell were they feeding you? And where can I get some?!" I would of course like people to notice the caring human being in me, and see that I have a heart... ... Sorry, couldn't keep a straight face for that. Seriously though, it would be nice if someone said something that wasn't size related for once, I think I know how busty women feel.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have to preface this section, with the fact that these four things are generally my favorite things in life. I don't think that I could name all of my favorites, in any of these categories. But, I'll put in some filler, just to give anyone who reads a taste of my preferences.

Books: The Phantom Tollbooth The Art of War My Father's Dragon The Prince A Wrinkle in Time A Clockwork Orange The Alphabet of Manliness

Movies: Juno Tideland Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch Donnie Darko George A Romano (Day, Dawn, Night, and Land of the Dead) Python Group Movies (Holy Grail, Life of Brian, Meaning of Life)

Music: Flogging Molly Led Zeppelin Green Day Cake Modest Mouse Radiohead Red Hot Chili Peppers

Food: Hummus & Pita bread Lentil Soup Cheese Venison
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
[In no particular order]

1. Technology

2. Delicious Thick Tasty Bier

3. Music

4. Camping

5. Proper cooking utensils

6. Target Shooting/Hunting
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Travel. If you're ready to ride on the back of a dirt bike through Nicaragua then fly to the preported beautiful but rarely visited Corn Island for a crazy adventure, let me know. That's what I want to do next, its gonna be legend... wait for it.... ary.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Drinking.

Its not creative, but I figure if you're going to do something, do it well. And, I'm pretty damn good at that.

For pictoral evidence, see: http://picasaweb.google.com/tyler.pederson

I used to play video games on my friday nights, but who has time for those things anymore? I've got important things to do!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Spelling is not my strongest suit... there, I said it... I'm a bad spellerer!!

Not enough? Want something really juicy? Then you'll have to ask me, I'm an open book. I'm not easily embarrassed, so ask something good.
You should message me if
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you have a dog/cat named rover/fluffy that just won't shut up no matter what you do and now the woodchipper/burlap-bag-and-rock is/are looking pretty good because bark-bark-bark/mew-mew-mew is all you hear day/night and you swear that the next time he/she makes even the smallest noise you're going to end his/her miserable little life in the slowest most painful way possible...

...I mean if you like what you see, or you are just bored.

P.S. I swear that I don't abuse animals, stop emailing me.