Top 6 reasons we aren’t a good match (no particular order)
You think standing on a corner with a sign that reads “Anything helps” is an actual job.
You are married but your wife just doesn’t understand you.
You celebrate 4/20 and 4:20 like it’s a National holiday.
You think (even for a minute) that I will send money to bail you out of trouble in Nigeria (or anywhere else for that matter) even though we have never met.
You merely “tolerate” others based on their race, religion, sexual orientation, gender, etc.
Your idea of a good time is drinking a half-rack and passing out in front of family, friends or even me.
Wanted: Intelligent, sexy, honest man with a great sense of humor. Someone who can challenge me mentally, physically, and can make me laugh. Chemistry is essential. Playful, spontaneous, silly, with a grounded sense of responsibility. Cooking ability scores bonus points. Preferably between the ages of 40-58. Non-smoker a must, light/casual drinker. Must appreciate a woman that has a brain and knows how to use it. Now, a little about me.....I consider myself to be honest, compassionate, witty, intelligent, charming, sexy, independent, passionate, funny, and enthusiastic about life. I enjoy hiking, camping, travel, music, books, movies, and quiet nights curled up on the couch. I live with one cat and one dog. My son is grown and out of the house. So now I am searching for new friends or a potential partner to share my time with. Come share the adventure. Hope to hear from you soon.