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33 Baltimore, MD Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:00pm
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Buddhism, but not too serious about it
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I figure you're just gonna go ahead and check the pics out before you read any of this, so go right ahead. I'll wait......

So, I figure rather than tell my life story here, I figure I'll say a little about what my hopes and expectations are for here, then just spout out some random facts.

While I would love to settle down and have a serious relationship, I don't plan on just diving into the pool head first. I've got plenty of scars from doing that enough already. Besides, at this point, I'm not sure I'm ready for that, and I obviously don't know any of You enough to know if You're ready. What I Do know is that I Really need to get the Hell out of the house more often, and I need to meet some new people I don't know almost every detail about. And yea, maybe even have some sort of physical relationship. Because believe it or not, for my own reasons, it has been a very long time. Not that I expect that to change any time soon.

So. Facts.
-I'm a certified welder.
-In my off time I balance writing a novel, writing, producing and performing rap music and spoken word poetry.
-I have an album for free download and a sweet music video on youtube.
-I'm an ordained minister.
-I'm a member of the ZRS (Zombie Research Society).
-I have a small dog. His name is Buddy.
-I passed the Maryland Functional Citizenship test with a perfect score on the first try.
-I am considered by most to be a walking dictionary of useless information about zombies and marvel comics.
-I have an unhealthy addiction to bacon, gummi candy, and bacon.
There's much more to me, but for that you'll have to ask.
What I’m doing with my life
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My day job is kinda boring. But I'm good at it and it pays. But to be honest, I'd much rather spend my life making music, writing novels, or hand crafting furniture or art sculptures. Weird I know, but when I think about what I'd do with life if money wasn't an issue, that's what I think of right after eat a lot, sleep a lot and travel the world.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Stuff. Lots of it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably the ink, if not the deep meanings and literary references contained within.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Ender's Game (and the entire Ender Series), The Dresden Files, The Walking Dead novel series, World War Z, The Zombie Autopsies, The Dexter Series, Ready Player One,
The list keeps growing.
Marvel and Indy Comics.
Music: I could probably fill this profile with music, so I'll just say this, most of what I listen to can be classified as Underground Hip-Hop (with a select handful of mainstream artists), Metalcore/Post-Hardcore/Screamo/Crunk Core or 90's Nu-Metal.
Movies: Pretty much Anything Based on a Comic Book, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Law Abiding Citizen, Book of Eli, Momento.
TV: The Walking Dead, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., [adult.swim], Burn Notice, The Following, Justified, Hannibal, Dexter, and the History Channel.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My Family and My Dog Buddy.
2. Music.
3. Sleep.
4. Bacon.
5. Gatorade.
6. My nook.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whatever my mind seems to want to focus on at the moment. My mind seems to always run at full speed. Usually it's some sort or project. A song or story I'm writing, a mechanical problem I'm trying to figure out, how to build a giant battle robot suit, or something of that nature.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Honestly, not much. Dinner, a movie and maybe a book at home on the couch with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I watch Ancient Aliens on H2 religiously. That Shits hysterical. Pyramids? Aliens. Black plague? Aliens. Bigfoot? Yup, that's Aliens too. Too damn funny.

I also curse like a sailor. So there's that.
You should message me if
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Yeah, I don't know what to put here but über bonus points if you can tell me the difference and/or significance if Vibranium and Adamantium. Cause I'm just that much of a geek.