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33 • Baltimore, MD • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 23–32
- Near me
- Who are single
- Last online
- Yesterday – 8:58pm
- 5′ 11″ (1.80m)
- Body type
- Buddhism, but not too serious about it
- Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
- Has dogs
- English (Fluently)
That out of the way, I think I've finally figured out how this site works. You've found yourself here because either A. You skimmed profiles, saw mine and thought you might check to see if you'd be interested, or are in fact interested. In which case I'm supposed to check you out and message you if I'm interested. B. I checked out your profile, you saw the notification and found yourself back to A. Or C. You hit the button by accident. Whichever the case may be, if you're interested in me or a conversation with me, feel free to message me. I usually respond one way or another.
So, I figure rather than tell my life story here, I figure I'll say a little about what my hopes and expectations are for here, then just spout out some random facts.
While I would love to settle down and have a serious relationship, I don't plan on just diving into the pool head first. I've got plenty of scars from doing that enough already. Besides, at this point, I'm not sure I'm ready for that, and I obviously don't know any of You enough to know if You're ready. What I Do know is that I Really need to get the Hell out of the house more often, and I need to meet some new people I don't know almost every detail about.
-I'm a certified welder.
-In my off time I balance writing a novel, writing and performing rap music and spoken word poetry.
-I have an album for free download and a sweet music video on youtube.
-I'm an ordained minister.
-I'm a member of the ZRS (Zombie Research Society).
-I have a small dog. His name is Buddy.
-I passed the Maryland Functional Citizenship test with a perfect score on the first try.
-I am considered by most to be a walking dictionary of useless information about zombies and marvel comics.
-I have an unhealthy addiction to bacon, gummi candy, and bacon.
There's much more to me, but for that you'll have to ask.
The list keeps growing.
Marvel and Indy Comics.
Music: I could probably fill this profile with music, so I'll just say this, most of what I listen to can be classified as Underground Hip-Hop (with a select handful of mainstream artists), Metalcore/Post-Hardcore/Screamo/Crunk Core or 90's Nu-Metal.
Movies: Pretty much Anything Based on a Comic Book, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Law Abiding Citizen, Book of Eli, Momento.
TV: The Walking Dead, Agents of S.H.E.I.L.D., [adult.swim], Burn Notice, The Following, Justified, Hannibal, Dexter, and the History Channel.
I also curse like a sailor. So there's that.
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