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28 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Apr 14
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Mostly vegetarian
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Graduated from law school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Has dogs and likes cats
English (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly), Japanese (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I have this weird thing where I kind of don't give a shit but sensitive thoughtful and sincere people seem to get along with me best. I also did this thing where I was lazy and did what was easiest but ended up owning my own law firm. (it sucks; I don't like wearing suits) Happiness is second nature to me though, and I think intelligent people who sometimes struggle with it are drawn to that in me. I'm rude to my friends because I love them and I'm polite to the people I don't want to get close to. (like a good seattleite this means all strangers)

Anyways, I'm pretty rad. You should throw yourself at me before someone else snags all this.
What I’m doing with my life
Chasing my dog around the coffee table making monster/robot noises.
I’m really good at
Oh I don't know, a lot of things. Drinking bourbon and growing a beard. Playing various instruments - mostly guitar, but sometimes ones I don't know, sometimes in front of a room full of strangers. I sing songs on guitar to my dog and make up awesome lyrics about him. I'm pretty terrific at word games. I love cracking open a bottle of wine and cooking for potluck night with friends, or shucking oysters and eating them right on the beach. Sailing, frisbee golf, and slogging up a mountain with a heavy pack and making smores over the fire in the twilight.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm fucking awesome. Please stop telling me though, I'm starting to get an ego about it.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That dogs aren't allowed in enough bars around here.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably drinking somewhere; home, bar, alley, gutter, underground with the morloks - you know, typical stuff.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty conscious of gender politics - progressive, liberal, call it what you like - but that doesn't mean I'm not inclined to throw you over my shoulder like a caveman from time to time, if you catch my drift.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–29
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
I like people who aren't afraid to be flawed. I think the word nerdy means passionate. I find it hard to respect expensive tastes or squeamishness about getting dirty. I want someone with a sharp wit and a dark sense of humor, who will sweat up a mountain as soon as sing and jam out on guitar with me. I admire intellectual curiosity and earnestness and ebullience and a desire to explore the world and if you have these qualities then I want you to message me.

I don't date people I wouldn't want to be platonic friends with. This is very important to me.