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trainround

26 / M / Straight / Single

Portland, Oregon

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:53pm
Ethnicity
Other
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m).
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Halal
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Often
Religion
Sign
Taurus and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from college/university
Job
Artistic / Musical / Writer
Income
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Russian (Poorly), Spanish (Okay), French (Okay)

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My self-summary
I'm Mitch. I'm so serious and then so not!

I have a device; live with it. Drugs are awesome, dinos, strange sexes, halfwits all awesome, but if you don't fit one of those categories I don't know what you are. If you like shitty books or own no books I may try to frame you. I have police contacts.
What I’m doing with my life
Ruining, exploding, going nuts. Flying by the seat of my pants.

Writing for that other alt weekly.

Applying for an MFA for 2013.

Honestly just trying to chill and love my culture and regurgitate its absurd/boring elements.
I’m really good at
generally not giving a rat poop.
writing scenes.
bad, bad puns.
moving.
massage.
following recipes.
critiquing.
The first things people usually notice about me
The frames. The height. The string-bean-ness of it all... The douchey pretense, the winded words, the hot gel deficiency
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hint hint only simulacra:

www.last.fm/user/mlillie87
www.goodreads.com/user/show/3960950-mitch-lillie

I don't really like much contemporary tv. Girls. Trek.

CURRY HOT, salt sweet, earthy, bitter, everything
The six things I could never do without
1. Blue kitsune dribblers
2. Half pounders
3. My x-371 Aluria Pro "Firebrand"
5. Transgression
4. Lavishly erupted dome balls
77. Half-wits, dandies, dudes, sourdoughs, handlers, keepers.
On a typical Friday night I am
in or out, having drinks or smokes, alone or in small groups. Prefer conversation-friendly spaces.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Look, guys love assertive women. If I checked you out and you check me out, I'm probably down to meet. Do it.