I came from a very small sperm. And, there was this ovum that came from my mom, but I’m pretty sure that I was mostly the sperm part. Later on in my life an ex-girlfriend would say, “300,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?”
I grew up a poor white child in Broward County and I’ll never turn back…because I’m afraid I’ll turn to salt.
I’m a fun and honest guy and I have an awesome job in television . . . well, not actually in television, more like on the couch watching television . . . oh wait, that's the answer to a different question. I do have a job, I like my job . . . I've been doing it for about 25 years! I also have a college education and a couple of degrees (Fahrenheit and Celsius).
In person I’m pretty shy when it comes to women…so that’s why I’m hiding behind this computer. And, my skin sparkles like diamonds in direct sunlight.
I’m pretty ambitious…I am the recipient of the first place award from the Professional Couch Potato-ers Association of America for three consecutive years. I left my amateur status in 1999.
Also, I am not a total fat ass. I try to exercise everyday for 30 minutes on my stationary bike. And, I usually eat fairly healthy meals.
Anyway, good luck to you, because I can have any woman I please. But, apparently so far, I haven’t pleased any of them.
Actually, I don’t want to put too much information on here, because I can only handle one woman at a time. =P
So, If you want my body and you think I’m sexy…
Come on, sugar, let me know.
You will fan me and feed me grapes…actually it’ll probably be the other way around. =) Maybe we could do something like go shopping so I can buy you a new car. Let me know.
But, if we do have a date, or something, then we’ll tell everyone we met when I dropped an egg on your foot at Walmart (the one on Hillsboro Blvd and 441 – the big one).