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24 Wheaton, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 18–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Libra, but it doesn’t matter
Working on Ph.D program
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), French (Okay), Latin (Poorly), Sign Language (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Things transform: I find myself in a world, and this world is full of wonders, mysteries, and adventures (a genre defined by erring).

---I am fascinated by bodies & minds, and how people use them---
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I am a Medievalist finishing my Ph.D in 14th c. English Literature; focusing on transformation in Gender, Disability & Object Studies;
shape-shifters, inconstant bodies, and prosthetic-monsters.

---I want to feel and imagine how people thrive in this world---
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Listening, jogging, dancing, massages, photography & cooking.

Being able to argue for positions I don't hold to see their value;
Doubting so that I may question, contemplate, believe, and act.
Play with me, roll around, conquer me & you'll be my favorite.

---Dancers (& others) have told me I've good control of my body---
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People, feelings, and thoughts are very important to me.

---My legs/ass for body people & eyes/dimples for face lovers---
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books by JRR Tolkien, GK Chesterton, Neil Gaiman, CS Lewis. The Phantom Tollbooth, Ovid, John Milton,Walt Whitman, John Donne, Beowulf, Christopher Marlowe, Edmund Spencer, William Blake, Lewis CarrollOscar Wilde, John Wilmot, 2nd Earl of Rochester, Jonathan Swift, Voltaire, Henry David Thoreau, Ralph Waldo Emerson, Edgar Allen PoeEmily Dickinson, T. S. Eliot, Wordsworth, Jules Verne, Samuel Beckett, Vonnegut, Tacitus, Homer, Virgil, Cato, Animorphs

Select Medieval authors: Geoffrey Chaucer, John Gower, Margery Kempe, Thomas Hoccleve, William Dunbar, Thomas Malory, Cretien de Troyes, Thomas More, Dante Alighieri, William Ockham, John Duns Scotus, Thomas Aquinas, Julian of Norwich, Peter Abelard, Anselm of Canterbury, John Mandeville, Thomas Coryate.

Music by Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Queen, David Bowie, Janelle Monae, Lady Gaga, Neon Trees, Crystal Bowersox, Dashboard Confessional, Ludo, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Goo Goo Dolls, The Killers, The Who, Regina Spektor, Linkin Park. Placebo. White Stripes, The Clash, Bad Religion. Deathcab For Cutie. The Postal Service. Coldplay. Jack Johnson, The Fray, Ben Folds, The Format, Five For Fighting, Barenaked Ladies, Franz Ferdinand, Nirvana, They Might Be Giants, LUDO, Coheed and Cambria, Supertramp, The Beatles, The Rolling Stones, Frank Sinatra, U2, Skrillex.

Shows like Community, Conan, West Wing, Frasier, Sherlock, Boss, the Borgais, Parks and Recreation, the Colbert Report, the Daily Show, Samurai Jack and My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. Samurai Jack, How It's Made, Good Eats, The Girls Next Door, The Tudors, Kings, Rome, Home Improvement, Modern Family, The Colbert Report, Mr. Sunshine, MythBusters, Insomniac with Dave Attell, Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip, Firefly Ed, Edd n Eddy, Trigun, Sabrina, the Teenage Witch, Spider-Man, Power Rangers in Space, Pokemon, Digimon, Codename: Kids Next Door

Movies like Lord of the Rings, Forest Gump, the Way, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, You've Got Mail, and City Slickers. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Watchmen, The Way The Movie, Constantine, Cast Away, Transformers, Saving Private Ryan, Amelie, Catch Me If You Can, Tom Hanks, Angels & Demons, Toy Story, The Terminal, Sleepless in Seattle, Big, Philadelphia, Batman: The Dark Knight, X-Men: First Class, Iron Man, Thor, Spider-Man, Star Wars, Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Ocean's Eleven (2001), The Science of Sleep, Inception, Wild Hogs, The Darjeeling Limited, Life Aquatic, The Truman Show, Boondock Saints, 500 Days of Summer, The Princess Bride, The Incredibles, Up, Shrek, WALL•E, For the Bible Tells Me So, Jesus Camp, Kinky Boots, To Wong Foo

Food I like includes Root beer, Dr Pepper, Peanut butter, Barbecue, Angel Hair Pasta, Guinness, Strawberry Shakes, Soft pretzels, St. Andre Cheese, Sushi, and Panang Curry

--- Ovid's Metamorphoses holds a special place with me ---
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Books (+ People that like talking about ideas)
2. Panties and bra that make my tits & ass look good
3. Dancing (+ People that like to express themselves)
4. Quiet time in the proximity of people I trust
5. Movies (+ People that like talking during movies)
6. Unexpected mental and sexual stimulation
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ontology, Identity, Prosthetics, Clothes, Chaos, Schizophrenia, Epistemology, Metaphysics, Thomas Coryat, Dancing, Performing, Storytelling, Theatre, Hermaphroditus, Philosophy, Gender, LGBTQ Politics, Queer/Kinky Sexualities, Sculptures, Werewolves, Ecology, Biology, Physics, Theology, Politics, Myth, Ancient Rome, England, Double bass, Photography, Fencing, Jogging, Shopping malls, Elephants, Penguins, Dogs, Turtles, Red-tailed Hawks

Things written by Judith Butler, Bruno Latour, Gilles Deleuze and Felix Guattari, Michel Foucault, Michel Serres, and Slavoj Zizek

--- the Desire of Being for Change & the Self to be Overcome ---
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Listening to someone's life story unfold and transform.

Spending a night in with my friends chatting and watching movies;
or, spending a night out with my friends dancing at a club.

Reading a book of philosophy and soaking in the tub

---Finding multiplicities of worlds, relationships, persons, selves---
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
One of my best friends is a stuffed penguin, called Little Penguin.

I've been trained to spank by a stripper.

--- I often construct my outfit around my underwear ---
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
I'll be honest, I usually wait for people to message me first.

---I'm more curious to see your reasons for messaging me---