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TheActOfAlan

27 Los Angeles, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Anything
Smokes
Trying to quit
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
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I'm just a dude trying to keep his check engine light off. I'm a recent transplant from Seattle, I don't take myself too seriously, I'm going to school sometimes and I'm an Alaskan commercial fisherman during the summer. I enjoy music, the arts, exercise and exploring LA. I'm super D.T.F! Down to facilitate and foster meaningful relationships in some capacity.
What I’m doing with my life
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Planning road trips, being fiscally responsible, and having fun. Looking for someone to take to the drake vs lil wayne concert. *EDIT* I never went, nor found anyone to go with. you all let me, and yourselves down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being polite, talking on the phone, driving, having adventures, painting houses, being goofy, cutting a rug with or without people watching.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My super - ripped body with constant pulsating muscles probably......or my ears.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Kanye, kanye, kanye, kanye, and kanye.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burritos
Shoes and clean socks
hats
The gym brah
Music
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My credit score and how to fix it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what to do before resigning to the gym. So a lot of grunting and sweating I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drink or do drugs anymore

I love the movie clueless

I got wasted on my 17th birthday and arrested for shoplifting a cake
You should message me if
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You like kanye west
You fart in public
You wanna join a dance crew
You can help me find an apartment
You hate the Beatles
You like chest hair
You like bald guys
You like bald guys with chest hair
You like nice guys with checkered pasts

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