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TheActOfAlan

28 Los Angeles, CA Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–50
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, short-term dating, casual sex

My details

Last online
Today – 9:42pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Aquarius
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Other
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Open relationship
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a dude trying to keep his check engine light off. I'm a recent transplant from Seattle, I don't take myself too seriously, I'm going to school sometimes and I'm an Alaskan commercial fisherman during the summer. I enjoy music, the arts, exercise and exploring LA. I'm super D.T.F! Down to facilitate and foster meaningful relationships in some capacity. Speaking of connections, I have one with an amazing person who I love. We're both open, we're both sexually charged, and we're not looking to make anyone uncomfortable or be dishonest. We're fun and we do fun things while also being regular, normal humans.
I'm not strictly looking for one night stands or anything non meaningful. I enjoy connecting with people, and I try to be as respectful as possible. I'm not boring, or an ass-hole, and you should message me because, well, i like you. I also like myself.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Planning road trips, being fiscally responsible, and having fun. Looking for someone to take to the drake vs lil wayne concert. *EDIT* I never went, nor found anyone to go with. you all let me, and yourselves down.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Being polite, talking on the phone, driving, having adventures, painting houses, being goofy, cutting a rug with or without people watching and defending kanye west.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My super - ripped body with constant pulsating muscles probably......or my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I have strong opinions on all these subjects. Ask me in person. Reading off a list is boring.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Burritos
Shoes and clean socks
hats
The gym brah
Music
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Life, death, politics, health, sports, vibrations, love, self-improvement
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Trying to figure out what to do before resigning to the gym. So a lot of grunting and sweating I guess.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I don't drink or do drugs anymore

I love the movie clueless

I got wasted on my 17th birthday and arrested for shoplifting a cake
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You like kanye west
You fart in public
You wanna join a dance crew
You can help me find an apartment
You hate the Beatles
You like chest hair
You like bald guys
You like bald guys with chest hair