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trapprkeepr
29 / M / gay / Single
Astoria, New York
The Skinny
- Last Online
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- Ethnicity
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- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
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- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating, Casual sex
- Smokes
- Sometimes
- Drinks
- Often
- Drugs
- Never
- Religion
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- Aries
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Entertainment / Media
- Income
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- Kids
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- Pets
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- Languages
- English (Fluently), Spanish (Fluently)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am hungry, horny, and naughty.
My Self-Summary
I work in theatre, so I've practically been watching Broadway shows
eight times a week for the past seven years, hopefully haven't gone
crazy yet. I love to drink and go on vacation. I like to stuff my
face at the buffets in Atlantic City and Vegas, and sip on
refreshing mimosas while playing on the penny slots. I'm also from
Puerto Rico and go there every year. I also play the lottery every
day and believe on the Law of Attraction.
What I’m doing with my life
Actor/Bartender/Photographer/Temp-worker/Receptionist/Hair
Model/Macy's elf and Ugly Betty impersonator, currently living in
the ASLIC area of New York City.
I’m really good at
Eating french fries with mayo, drinking box wine, and going to bed
ridiculously late, even when I have to get up early the next
morning.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
Movies: Chupacabra Terror, Illegitimately Faced Female
Impersonators, Mr. Impressively Large Hiney Hole, Scrotum Faced
Omelette Snacker, Bareback Bunch of Poo-Poo Rangers, Hairy Bunch of
Scrotum Suckers, Mr. Donkey Faced Pipi Toucher.
Books: Why Socks Disappear in the Wash, Why do Donuts Have Holes, The Death and Life of the Great American City, Every Thug Needs A Lady, The Hostile Environment of the Vagina.
TV: Super Sabados, Carrusel, Maria la del Barrio, Hello Wapa!, El Show de las 12, Noche de Gala, La Comay, Minga y Petraca, El Chavo del 8, Mujer: Casos de la Vida Real
Books: Why Socks Disappear in the Wash, Why do Donuts Have Holes, The Death and Life of the Great American City, Every Thug Needs A Lady, The Hostile Environment of the Vagina.
TV: Super Sabados, Carrusel, Maria la del Barrio, Hello Wapa!, El Show de las 12, Noche de Gala, La Comay, Minga y Petraca, El Chavo del 8, Mujer: Casos de la Vida Real
The six things I could never do without
My Swiffer, Coca-Cola, Coffee, Chocolate, Fried Food and Penis
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Duane Reade Dollar Rewards
-My JetBlue credit card and the free flights I get from it.
-What toy I'll get with my Happy Meal.
-How come most Baskin Robbins don't carry my favorite flavor anymore, Chocolate Almond.
-Is there a man out there, someone to hear my prayer, won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away...
-Who farted?
-My JetBlue credit card and the free flights I get from it.
-What toy I'll get with my Happy Meal.
-How come most Baskin Robbins don't carry my favorite flavor anymore, Chocolate Almond.
-Is there a man out there, someone to hear my prayer, won’t somebody help me chase the shadows away...
-Who farted?
On a typical Friday night I am
After I get home from work, usually start the night at home with my
friend Svedka. Then either karaoke down the street, or if I don't
care I have to be up by 11am the next morning, take the subway back
to Manhattan and hopefully get to dance like there's no tomorrow.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I go to bed with an itchy butt, I wake up with a smelly
finger.
You should message me if
you are cute.
