Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Disclaimer: This isn't meant to discourage you from messaging me,
but I'll be honest. I've had enough of online dating and I'm taking
a break. If you are interested in being friends and actually
getting to know me please don't hesitate to message. If you're
looking to get laid, you're looking at the wrong profile.)
"If you are not crazy
I mean absolutely crazy about what you love,
then I beg you,
either find a way to be insanely crazy about it or throw it
You were not born with half an ass human, therefore you have no
right to half-ass the intensity in which you love."
"The risk that you take in not pursuing your dream is terminal.
It's the end. It's a life without fulfillment, it's a life without
accomplishment, it's a life without contentment, and it's a life
without joy. It's misery."
". . .and we convince ourselves to believe that (misery) is normal.
That we don't deserve to live our dreams. That we are not worthy.
When WE are the ones programming ourselves to believe this. WE are
the ones selling ourselves short. I am actively choosing not to
participate in this mentality because I am capable of anything." me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I want to be good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my confidence and blatant honesty
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite books by far are the Harry Potter series. and the
and i only watch tv if i'm sick or there's another reason i can't
get off the couch. or if i need to fall asleep. then i usually
MUSIC? i can literally go on forever, but i guess i'll just say
that The Beatles are the reason i'm a musician. i listen to a lot
of Jimmy Eat World, The Trash Pop Icons, America Authors, New
Politics, Fun, Paramore, Young The Giant, Imagine Dragons, Twenty
One Pilots, Phoenix, Florence and the Machine, Elton, The Black
Keys, Cage the Elephant, Fall Out Boy, Fitz and the Tantrums,
Adele, The All American Rejects, Maroon 5, Neon Trees, Pink, Panic,
Billy Joel, The Script, One Republic, The Strokes . . .and the list
goes on and on and on
I LOVE FOOD! most food anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
does my cat count as a thing? since he's alive i'm gunna say no and
go with words instead.
ooohhh also vodka. any cocktail with vodka
why only 6 things? like really??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world. How blind everyone is to what is actually
Also wtf is wrong with people?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever sounds good at the time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sapiosexual (if you don't know what this means don't waste your
time messaging me to ask. it's called google. use it. it's your
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you're willing to give me your date, time and place of birth
your idea of the perfect relationship doesn't include settling down
and having kids
you think online dating is absolutely ridiculous and you question
yourself regularly about why you're even on this site
you're not intimidated by me and you have something you can teach
disclaimer: just because you give me your date, time and place of
birth doesn't mean i'll message back. hahahaha
also if you hesitated don't bother. i'm not a fan if indecisive
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