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trashpopNao

31 Columbus, OH Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 25–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 18
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 1″ (1.55m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
When drinking
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Other, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it matters a lot
Education
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Polish (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
(Disclaimer: This isn't meant to discourage you from messaging me, but I'll be honest. I've had enough of online dating and I'm taking a break. If you are interested in being friends and actually getting to know me please don't hesitate to message. If you're looking to get laid, you're looking at the wrong profile.)

"If you are not crazy
I mean absolutely crazy about what you love,
then I beg you,
either find a way to be insanely crazy about it or throw it away.

You were not born with half an ass human, therefore you have no right to half-ass the intensity in which you love."
Christopher Poindexter

"The risk that you take in not pursuing your dream is terminal. It's the end. It's a life without fulfillment, it's a life without accomplishment, it's a life without contentment, and it's a life without joy. It's misery."
Laird Hamilton

". . .and we train ourselves to believe that (misery) is normal. That we don't deserve to live our dreams. That we are not worthy. When only WE are the ones programming ourselves to believe this. WE are the ones selling ourselves short. I am actively choosing not to participate in this mentality because I am capable of anything." me
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
The Trash Pop Icons
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
anything I want to be good at
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
my confidence and blatant honesty
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
favorite books by far are the Harry Potter series. and the Alchemist

and i only watch tv if i'm sick or there's another reason i can't get off the couch. or if i need to fall asleep. then i usually netflix

MUSIC? i can literally go on forever, but i guess i'll just say that The Beatles are the reason i'm a musician. i listen to a lot of Jimmy Eat World, The Trash Pop Icons, America Authors, New Politics, Fun, Paramore, Young The Giant, Imagine Dragons, Twenty One Pilots, Phoenix, Florence and the Machine, Elton, The Black Keys, Cage the Elephant, Fall Out Boy, Fitz and the Tantrums, Adele, The All American Rejects, Maroon 5, Neon Trees, Pink, Panic, Billy Joel, The Script, One Republic, The Strokes . . .and the list goes on and on and on

I LOVE FOOD! most food anyway.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
a stage
my bass
my notebook
coffee
a pen
does my cat count as a thing? since he's alive i'm gunna say no and go with words instead.
ooohhh also vodka. any cocktail with vodka
why only 6 things? like really??
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The state of the world. How blind everyone is to what is actually going on.

Also wtf is wrong with people?!
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
whatever sounds good at the time
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm sapiosexual (if you don't know what this means don't waste your time messaging me to ask. it's called google. use it. it's your friend.)
You should message me if
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you're willing to give me your date, time and place of birth

your idea of the perfect relationship doesn't include settling down and having kids

you think online dating is absolutely ridiculous and you question yourself regularly about why you're even on this site

you're not intimidated by me and you have something you can teach me

disclaimer: just because you give me your date, time and place of birth doesn't mean i'll message back. hahahaha

also if you hesitated don't bother. i'm not a fan if indecisive people ;o)

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