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25 M Rochester, NY

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5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian

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My self-summary
Once I moved to Europe without having any place to stay, a thin grasp of the local language, and only about $100 in my pocket. Let me know if you want the secrets behind surviving international travel revealed!
What I’m doing with my life
Noodling on my electric guitar while my acoustic is in the shop. I have a habit of lazily strumming out chords and making up ditties that go nowhere... my latest was "Ode to Laundry Day". That one's gonna be a #1 hit record, just you wait.

Honing my ability to come up with bad puns and dad jokes. At this point they're pretty much a reflex.

Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
I’m really good at
Y'know, once you commit to it, biking in the rain isn't that bad.

Just try not to laugh at me too much as I zip by in swim trunks and beat up Sambas on my way to work during a thunderstorm.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm usually the most overdressed person at the party. I went to an all-guys Catholic high school and forget that sometimes, it's okay to not wear a tie everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My taste in literature usually hovers around utopian novels (Brave New World, A Canticle for Leibowitz), science fiction (Dune, Ender's Game), and satire (Terry Pratchett's Discworld). I'm currently on a Stephenson kick, with my latest being Anathem. It's too bad Neil has no clue how to end a book.

I just discovered Weaver at the Loom and I can't stop listening. Other favorites include Thursday, Brand New, Death Cab for Cutie, La Dispute, and Emancipator. My guilty pleasure is terrible post-hardcore bands, but don't worry... they stay in my headphones.

I will make you the best potato pancakes you'll ever eat, short of flying over to Germany and getting the real thing. And if you don't like potatoes, then gimme five minutes and I'll whip up a dish you nor I have heard of. Somehow they've always turned out delicious!
The six things I could never do without
- Sketchbook and a V5 Precise Pen. I like to keep my loose thoughts accurately.
- My dad's old pocket knife.
- 2 liters of juice AT ALL TIMES
- A sub from Wegmans. I've driven hundreds of miles out of my way just for one.
- Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters)
- According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I took the shell off of my racing snail to make it go faster, but if anything, it's more sluggish
On a typical Friday night I am
I think some of my most perfect moments have been spent sitting next to a campfire in the Adirondack high peaks under starlight after a long day's hike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm one of those people who has to lamely sit for an hour waiting for his coffee to cool to near room temperature before drinking it.

The struggle is real.
I’m looking for
  • Everybody
  • Ages 21–30
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
You'd like to go on a bike ride - spandex and jersey not required, but bonus points if you've got 'em.

If the puns in my profile made you laugh. Eyerolls and/or glares count.

You have a burning desire to try new things; food, music, places to go, or activities. Visit that obscure gallery opening? Invent a new recipe using rice, pineapple, and whatever else is on that shelf? Let's do it!

You need to click every blue link you see.