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26 • Brooklyn, NY • Man
I’m looking for
- Ages 21-32
- Near me
- Who are single
- For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
- Last online
- Yesterday – 6:03pm
- Relationship Type
- Strictly monogamous
- 5' 9" (1.76m)
- Doesn’t have kids but might want them
- English, Italian
PROS: I've got a top five list for bagels and lox in the city for you.
CONS: I literally cannot eat enough food, ever. Are you gonna finish that?
My 9-5 hours are consumed by database development for a lighting company in Bushwick. Apparently we made a goat lamp once that for some reason didn't sell. Listen, I have no idea why it wasn't our most popular option either.
Silently hoping that we progress to Warrior 3 during yoga because it's one of the few poses where the teacher won't judge me for how inflexible I am. I dunno why my left side is hilariously closed off either!
Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
MOVIES: Pretentious art flicks with 20 lines of dialogue total.
SHOWS: The 11th episode of the first season of Bojack Horseman is probably one of the finest pieces of television that's been produced in years. Update: Second season was good but not as strong.
MUSIC: If they've played at St. Vitus there's a good chance they're in my library.
FOOD: Pairing a good dark beer to match my homemade potato pancakes recipe is number 4 on my bucket list.
— My dad's old pocket knife
— A liter of extra virgin olive oil. I've been accused of drinking it. That only happened once okay.
— A sub from Wegmans. 2017 can't come soon enough!
— Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters)
— According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
You'd like to engage in a gif/dad joke chain. I'll also entertain emoji chains because I'm new to the emoji game and should probably practice my chops.
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