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25 Brooklyn, NY Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 7:08pm
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Italian

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My self-summary
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When given the choice, I always get extra pulp orange juice and crunchy peanut butter. Because I am a man of substance.
What I’m doing with my life
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Sketching, designing, and building my next DIY project. Right now I've got a bar/bookshelf combo in the works, which after some reflection on the design I've affectionately dubbed it "the Washing Machine". Maybe I should change the way the door works...

Noodling on my electric guitar while my acoustic is in the shop. I have a habit of lazily strumming out chords and making up ditties that go nowhere... my latest was "Ode to Laundry Day". That one's gonna be a #1 hit record, just you wait.

Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Y'know, once you commit to it, biking in the rain isn't that bad.

Just try not to laugh too hard at me when I zip by in swim trunks and beat up Sambas on my way to work during a thunderstorm.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually the most overdressed person at the party. I went to an all-guys Catholic high school and forget that sometimes, it's okay to not wear a tie everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Stephenson's inability to end novels.
MOVIES: Pretentious art flicks with 20 lines of dialogue total.
SHOWS: Recently I watched Bojack Horseman and I think the 11th episode is probably one of the finest pieces of television that's been produced in years.
MUSIC: If it's from New Brunswick, I'll probably like it.
FOOD: Pairing a good dark beer to match my homemade potato pancakes recipe is number 4 on my bucket list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
- Sketchbook and a V5 Precise Pen. I like to keep my loose thoughts accurately.
- My dad's old pocket knife.
- Two liters of juice AT ALL TIMES.
- A sub from Wegmans. I've driven hundreds of miles out of my way just for one.
- Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters)
- According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I took the shell off of my racing snail to make it go faster, but if anything, it's more sluggish
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I think some of my most perfect moments have been spent sitting next to a campfire in the Adirondack high peaks under starlight after a long day's hike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm one of those people who has to lamely sit for an hour waiting for his coffee to cool to near room temperature before drinking it.

The struggle is real.
You should message me if
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Once I moved to Europe without having any place to stay, a thin grasp of the local language, and only about $100 in my pocket. Hit me up if you ever need an expert in "things not to do while engaging in trans-Atlantic relocation".

You need to click every blue link you see.