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26 Brooklyn, NY Man


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21-32
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 6:03pm
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 9" (1.76m)
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English, Italian
My self-summary
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When given the choice, I always get extra pulp orange juice and crunchy peanut butter. Because I am a man of substance.
What I’m doing with my life
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In my spare time I work as a bike courier, which cycles between being awesome and awful:

PROS: I've got a top five list for bagels and lox in the city for you.
CONS: I literally cannot eat enough food, ever. Are you gonna finish that?

My 9-5 hours are consumed by database development for a lighting company in Bushwick. Apparently we made a goat lamp once that for some reason didn't sell. Listen, I have no idea why it wasn't our most popular option either.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Sketching, designing, and building my next DIY project. Right now it's an abstracted LED chandelier. As the saying goes, "measure twice, cut once, and end up going to Home Depot again because you screwed it up".

Silently hoping that we progress to Warrior 3 during yoga because it's one of the few poses where the teacher won't judge me for how inflexible I am. I dunno why my left side is hilariously closed off either!

Scouring the vast expanse of the internet for new music. I've got a one-new-band per week addiction with actual withdrawal symptoms. Or would they be... symptones?
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm usually the most overdressed person at the party. I went to an all-guys Catholic high school and forget that sometimes, it's okay to not wear a tie everywhere.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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BOOKS: Stephenson's inability to end novels and bell hooks anecdotes.
MOVIES: Pretentious art flicks with 20 lines of dialogue total.
SHOWS: The 11th episode of the first season of Bojack Horseman is probably one of the finest pieces of television that's been produced in years. Update: Second season was good but not as strong.
MUSIC: If they've played at St. Vitus there's a good chance they're in my library.
FOOD: Pairing a good dark beer to match my homemade potato pancakes recipe is number 4 on my bucket list.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
— Sketchbook and a V5 Precise Pen
— My dad's old pocket knife
— A liter of extra virgin olive oil. I've been accused of drinking it. That only happened once okay.
— A sub from Wegmans. 2017 can't come soon enough!
— Maraschino cherries with stems (it matters)
— According to my bike, the ability to ignore things like "I'm tired" and "this hill is steep" and "avoid that shattered glass which will pop your tires you idiot"
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
I removed the shell of my racing snail to make it go faster, but if anything, it's more sluggish
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Some of my most perfect moments have been spent sitting next to a campfire in the Adirondack high peaks under starlight after a long day's hike.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The number of times I'll interrupt my own sentences with "ohhh puppy" when spotting a dog is embarrassingly high. Look, it ain't my fault I grew up with four dogs and a penchant for pointing out potential pets.
You should message me if
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Once I moved to Europe without having any place to stay, a thin grasp of the local language, and only about $100 in my pocket. Hit me up if you ever need an expert in "things not to do while engaging in trans-Atlantic relocation".

You'd like to engage in a gif/dad joke chain. I'll also entertain emoji chains because I'm new to the emoji game and should probably practice my chops.