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33 Boulder, CO Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 26–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Leo, but it doesn’t matter
Working on masters program
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I listen to NPR, except when they're doing pledge drives. Or whenever Ryan Warner is on CPR.

I was in the Navy for twelve years and got out so I could go to grad school for something other than business.

In high school I joined the swim team and learned to scuba to help overcome my fear of water. It's better now.

I tried to read one hundred books in a year as a bet with myself.

I want to learn German just so I can sing along with "99 Luftballoons."

I have three tattoos, none of them visible in "professional" attire, and plans for a fourth, fifth, and sixth. We'll see.

I think the Butterfly Pavilion is Westminster is potentially the creepiest place ever. Wouldn't know, never been there.
What I’m doing with my life
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I just started pursuing my MFA in Creative Writing at Naropa. I love good grammar but don't consider myself too critical of "loose" grammar.

I want to make a living as a writer, but more likely it'll be as something professional (like teaching) and I'll write on the side.

I've had some stuff published, very small-scale, but hey, gotta start somewhere, right?
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I am an excellent driver, especially on road trips.

I read and write as much as I can, even when I should be doing other things.

I talk to dogs like they are children and children like they are dogs.

I once thought the following things were fads and wouldn't last:
-Angry Birds
The first things people usually notice about me
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Maybe my eyes? I believe in looking people in the eyes when you talk to them.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: If I could find a job that would pay me to read, I'd be set. Until then, I go more for authors than titles, including Tim O'Brien, Karl Marlantes, Ray Bradbury, Michael Chabon, Mark Helprin.
I think someone without books in their house is suspicious and trying to hide something (though books are also an excellent place to hide things, like rock hammers).

Movies: I've worked at two movie theaters in my life, which afforded me ample opportunity to watch movies. Some of my favorites are Shawshank Redemption, Beasts of the Southern Wild, Moonrise Kingdom, Kings of Summer, Way Way Back, A New World, Tigerland, Goonies, Spaghetti Westerns (especially the Dollars Trilogy), Wall*E.

TV: Cosmos, Blue Planet, Planet Earth. Also Community (first two seasons), The Office (US) (Seasons 1-5, part of 6), The West Wing, Band of Brothers, Parks and Rec, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Arrested Development, cooking shows (but not eating shows, like Guy Fieri… "a troll doll come to life wandering the lands in search of garbage to put in its mouth") and travel shows (but not Man vs. Food type shows), Lost, documentaries, and Game of Thrones.

Music: Pretty much everything under the sun. Recent music includes:
-A Silent Film
-The Head and the Heart
-The Decembrists
-Aloe Blacc
-The Airborne Toxic Event (my favorite band EVER) (<-use of all caps justified due to my love for the band) (seen them five times over the past few years, and hope to one day see them again)
-The Kongos (!!)
-Noah & the Whale
-Mumford & Sons
-Iron & Wine (I do like a good use of an ampersand)
-Snow Patrol

Food: Basically everything/anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
-Time to read and write
-Good conversation
-A variety of food
-A passport
-My laptop
-A comfortable place to lay my head (this is very open to interpretation; I've used my jacket as a pillow for extended periods of time)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The future
The present
The past
Putting together a profile that will catch someone's interest enough to have her write back
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Reading, writing, watching movies… My Friday nights were much more wild and crazy when I was in the Navy.

I'd like to get into a routine, or even an irregular routine.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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When I was a kid I was hugely afraid of alien invasion, or a comet hitting the Earth, and bears, and alien abductions (my older brother was a huge influence in this part of my life)
You should message me if
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You read this far and don't think I'm a total weirdo. Or you think I am and you're cool with that!