Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi there, thanks for stopping in. I live to laugh at myself and
others (in fact, I'll probably check your profile out and poke some
fun); moved to Austin a year ago, and looking for someone to
explore this city with.
Some of my favorite adventures include surfing and snowboarding in
the same day, discovering unique grilled-cheese sandwiches, and
getting out of town to camp out for a weekend. If that resonates
with you more than a red carpet premier or shopping at the mall,
I'd love to hear from you.
I definitely live to eat, and am always up for new culinary
adventures. The spicier the better, but I’m afraid of onions and
mayonnaise. Lately have been learning my way around the kitchen and
love it. Want to cook with me?
Staying active outside is a big part of my life (to balance out my
garbage disposal appetite), and I'm looking for a woman who enjoys
the same. I like to run, swim, and bike, and am looking for
activities to replace surfing and snowboarding....anyone into rock
climbing, paddle boarding, or kayaking on the lake? Also would love
someone to drag me to yoga. There’s still room for happy hour
though, so you if you don’t like to raise a drink, we might not be
We'll end with a pop quiz --
1. What's the weirdest thing about Austin?
a. 87% of guys have beards
b. 4% of women have beards
c. Whole Foods is bigger than Walmart
2. Best bbq is...
a. Salt Lick
3. Am I looking for a partner in crime?
b. No, I rob banks solo
c. If I had a quarter for every time I've read that on a woman's
profile, I'd set up my own profile on sugardaddies.com
Send me your best guesses. All winners will enjoy a free food truck
excursion of their choice...
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Searching Austin for the perfect breakfast taco and bbq. But feel
very fortunate to love my day job.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
- Finding the best street food in foreign countries
- Napping in moving vehicles
- Winning rock, paper, scissors
- Cooking award winning lasagna
I'll do my best to get a laugh out of you, either at me, yourself,
or that weird looking guy at the next table. I believe there's no
such thing as a bad date, only potential for good stories.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My attempt to sneak a bite of their meal.....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Eats: creative sushi rolls, empanadas, taco trucks, hot sauces,
gourmet mac n cheese, carnitas...
Beats: A Tribe Called Quest, Black Keys, Tom Waits, Jurassic 5,
Massive Attack, Ghostland Observatory, Ferry Corsten, The Roots,
George Clinton P Funk, Daft Punk, and many more....
Words: Fear and Loathing in America by Hunter S Thompson, The
Covenant, Ugly Americans, random magazines including Urb, National
Geographic Adventure, Outside Mag, Wired, and the Economist.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. The ocean
2. Air conditioning
3. Hot sauce
4. My passport
5. My snowboard
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Whether or not I should grow a beard to fit in here?
What I could whip up if I was a contestant on Chopped?
My next passport stamp and new adventures in foreign countries.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Excited to discover new parts of this city, sampling new food and
drink, and making new friends. And experimenting in the kitchen if
My ideal weekend consists of a mix of sun, water, sweat, naps, and
food. All accompanied by a funky soundtrack.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of heights
I'm 4x more likely to write to women on okcupid if they state that
they like food or their diet consists of 'strictly anything'
I love my meats and cheeses yet somehow find myself eating
veggie/vegan often. Balance, I guess...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
- You're active, not afraid to break a nail, and like to walk
- You have a sarcastic sense of humor and take these profiles with
a grain of salt
- You'd like to show me your favorite food trailer
- You're open minded, spontaneous, and would go on a road trip with
- Your ideal job would be on Anthony Bourdain's 'No Reservations'
show, or as a contestant on 'The Amazing Race'
- You love mac and cheese.
Note: seems like women on here have huge pet peeves...but I'm a bit
more relaxed. If you want to email me just to say hi, that's ok. If
you have profile pics using your iPhone in the bathroom mirror,
that's ok too. If you have a pic topless and flexing, no comment.
If you're wearing an Ed Hardy shirt, well, that's where I might
draw the line.
Don't contact me if you:
Don't signal when turning
Enjoy onions and mayo
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