Boo!

for your listening pleasure:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsNTmjlf1vI

This'll take a while. If you're impatient skip down to the "you should message me if section.

My real name is Jay™®
First and foremost, I live in Atlanta, Ga. most of the year, and I have lived in Lakewood/Golden, Co. from November through February the last three years.
I have a bunch of frequent flier miles if you have any suggestions:-)
In my 1960's look and act like 1970's.
I am a bit of a paradox. I can be confident bordering on
cocky, strong and independent but sometimes insecure, vulnerable and needy (yea, that was an easy sentence to write on a dating site). I love spontaneity but enjoy the comfort in set patterns. Live for humor but understand there is a place for seriousness. You get the picture.
Unconventional, adaptable and rarely sweat the small stuff.
Also, I'm just a guy on a journey... I'm better at some things than at others. I'm a work in progress...
According to okc...More Sex-Driven More Adventurous More Kinky More Cool More Experienced In Sex More Experienced In Life Less Pure Less Organized (ding ding ding... Johnny tell the computer what it's just won) Less Old-Fashioned Less Kind (the only one I really have problems with)
I love the sound of my own voice so much that I read each word aloud as i type it.
I'm a virtual cornucopia of deal breakers...not the least of
which is my pronunciation of the words Canada and New Orleans.
I have very little filter...and am an aquired (4 "a's I know...I counted them") taste.
I'm a funny, generous, goofy, smart ass who loves to laugh and make others laugh (not afraid to post it...even if it's a deal breaker for some on here)
Enough about me.

Working as little as possible while traveling as often as i can.
Trying to practice what I preach.
Cherishing the moments I spend with my daughter.
http://xkcd.com/326/
Working on my pool game while listening to the blues at northside tavern (atl)
Making up for lost time.
enough about me.

Beating (off) inside jokes to death...works for double entendres also:-)
Wasting time and procrastinating.
winning prizes at Whac(k)-A-Mole....*(some consider my technique cheating)
Cutting and pasting.
Achieving multiple sarcasms
Avoiding conflict...although my expertise is being put to the test on this site. What is it about the virtual world that makes some people so confrontational/mean?
Tricking little kids while playing simon says.
enough about me.

Depends on where I am and what I'm doing there ;)
In the typical social setting most people say...
my smile, I look Italian, the size of my ears (especially the right one).
enough about me.

surprised there is no favorite quote section (guess that's to
facebooky:-) so i'm putting them here:.

“Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an
hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a
minute. THAT'S relativity.” Albert Einstein

Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.

“Remember, Ginger Rogers did everything Fred Astaire did, but she did it backwards and in high heels.” -Faith Whittlesey

There is a crack in everything. That's how the light gets in. —
Leonard Cohen, singer and songwriter

Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.

Living...if it were easy, everybody would be doing it...
even cavewomen.

“Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth.”
Mark Twain

Sing like it's not going to end up on you tube, Love like you've never been defaced, Dance like the photo's not being tagged, and Tweet like nobody's following...

"Be who you are and say what you feel, because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind." Dr. Seuss

“Blessed are those that can give without remembering
and receive without forgetting.”

Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.

Someone to Love, Something to Do, and Something to Look Forward to. Can't believe Elvis gets credit for this...

"If you love something, and you set it free, and it doesn't come back...you're a dumbass!"- butt-head

movies=amelie, adaptation, an education, fight club, happiness, the usual suspects, the informers, panic (2000), cinema paradiso, boogie nights, the station agent, raging bull, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, american splendor, memento, election, clockwork orange, I ♥ huckabees, garden state, the royal tenenbaums, being john malkovich, lost in translation, wonder boys, no country for old men, Tie Me Up Tie Me Down, lolita, amores perros, 21 grams, babel, Y Tu Mama Tambien, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown, harold and maude, talk to her, volver, The Discreet Charm of the Bourgeoisie, american beauty, the shining, Rushmore, secretary (not secretariat), in the company of men, almost famous, juno, reservoir dogs, The Hudsucker Proxy, thank you for smoking, napoleon dynamite, superbad, the virgin suicides, funny people, pulp fiction, 7-Up (not the drink) Series. (500) days of summer.
I want to see parking lot and 不能說的秘密 (secret)
Recently saw kissing jessica stein-not my usual "cup of tea" but cute as hell-

food= Korean (S. Havana), Middle Eastern (Cafe Agora in atl, Ali Babas in Golden), Japanese (esp sushiand sashimi) , French (Le Central in Denver, atmosphere in Atl), Thai, Vietnamese (esp pho on Federal), Indian, American bistro (Fruition and Venue in Denver, top flr in Atl.), Linger, pizza (Little Bear in Evergreen, osterio marco in Denver. fellinis, mellow mushroom, johnnys, oz, slice, in atl), hamburger (Crave in Castle Rock, ann's snack bar in atl), bacon, falafel, avocados, green chili, pineapples, cuban sandwiches, buritos, sweet tea, corn, watermelon, chicken (especially fried at roxx or the colonade)- My mom's spaghetti.
want to try around atlanta - empire staTE SOUTH, FARM BURGER, super pan, bocado, miller union, gato bizco, social restaurant, lunacy black market.
want to try around Denver- cafe aion, rioja, mizuna, cho lon,
bittersweet, portager, lucile's cajun cafe, panzano, x cuisine, venice, tables, 9th door, Il Posto...
Have prepaid vouchers I need to use for venue (used 1 of 2 it was great), 730 south, red square, and cru.

music= wilco (jazz fest baby), mavis staples (can u say bonnaroo?) miles davis, koko taylor, waterboys, the clash, talking heads, tom waits, muse, dylan, u2, johnny cash, cat stevens, john prine, aretha franklin, paul simon, carole king, Rolling Stones, dire straits, David Bowie, joni mitchell, kate bush, patti smith, lenny kravitz, sly and the family stone, moby, tom petty, richard thompson, public enemy, leonard cohen, ray charles, rick james, prince, etta james, marvin gaye, nina simone, evanescence, eric clapton. van Morrison, stevie wonder, the beatles, eminem, green day, pink floyd, radiohead, the beach boys, cranberrys, De La Soul, nirvana, outkast, Bringing it in to the 2,000's + coldplay, Adele, Bruno Mars, Florence and the Machine, mumford and sons, ray la montagne.

books= gödel, escher, bach, where the wild things are, I like you because, the little prince, a wrinkle in time, goodnight moon, anaïs nin- delta of venus,

poems= ‎"After some time you learn the difference..."

t.v.= real time with bill maher, entourage* (series finale was biggest disappointment of my adult life), most real estate shows, flight of the conchords, the office, curb your enthusiasm, it'salways sunny in Philadelphia, project runway, mad men, top chef, 6 feet under, The Many Loves of Dobie Gillis, the wonder years, the secret life of rj burger, life and times of tim, The Twilight Zone.

enough about me.

My daughter (not a "thing" per se but you know what I mean:)
food
love
friends and family
my passport
memories
not necessarily in that order...
and closely followed by salt, dreams, hope, music, lists, acronyms, sarcasm , phone, banter, t.p., chocolate covered key lime pie (frozen on a stick), my mouth (and toothpaste), the ocean, storms and sunshine, gps, my hands, your lips, sundresses and lipgloss( just making sure you're paying attention), and sex (duh)

enough about me.

Acronyms like TL:DR

Enstrom's almond toffee in milk chocolate

Is "less" the new "more"?

Should I lie about my age? Really tempted to change caption on first pic to say "great grand daughter" and change my age to 78.

Why doesn't this profile start with the "you should message me if" section and end with the "about me" section.

Why do some people look the same in every picture here and others don't even look like they are related in their pics?

these questions and my answers and whether or not I would date myself if that were possible.

Should I repost all the things I decided to delete/edit?

what it would be like if more things in life had "auto response" like my email...

deleting this profile and going back to the bar/grocery store/mass transit scene.

do psycho people know they are psycho?

what would happen if certain companies (coke,delta,etc) stopped advertising for one year and used that money for altruistic purposes instead.

planning my next trip

fate

bliss

http://blog.okcupid.com/index.php/10-charts-about-sex/

why is okc asking for my "income"? is no subject sacred enough to wait for the first date? and how many of those that answer that question with a figure are lying?

Favorite and least favorite words for each letter of the alphabet...(having a hard time with favorite for "S"...salacious,sexy, sublime,sinful, stratocaster, swizzle...

enough about me.

October thru February I work most Friday nights. The rest of the
year I travel so much I don't have a "typical friday night.".
Last year I spent Friday nights in Colorado (Jan, Feb, Aug,
Oct, Nov), Boston (Feb), Guatemala (Feb, June), Orlando (March),
Las Vegas (March), Philadelphia (Apr, Oct), Washington (Apr), New Orleans (May), Manchester, Tn., Okracoke, N.C., Miami, The Keys, Chicago, Toronto, Clearwater, and Atlanta.

enough about me.

It's a tie.
I call or text my mother almost everyday.
I had an imaginary friend named Goober till I was 16 or 39 (CAN'T REMEMBER).
I'm not "that" guy.
I'm so old that we used "as the girl said to the sailor" instead of "that's what she said"

enough about me.

1.You LOVE to kiss. "Kissing is a means of getting two people so close together that they can't see anything wrong with each other." (Rene Yasenek)
1.a) You love a word that starts with an F and ends with a K and it's not facebook:-)
2.Your real name has an "a" in it.
2.a) You look more like Barbie than Ken.
3.You love to learn and/or teach.
4.You've never called anyone dude or goober during sex (cause you can't remember their real name).
5.You still believe in happy endings...even if they come long after the credits have faded or at a massage parlor...
6.You are nice.
6.a) You are happy or at least posses the happy gene and are working on it.
7.You're curious.
7.a) You love to/or always wanted to holler unspellable syllables.
8.You are pretty in pink but better in black (bonus point if you can tell me wtf that means).
9.You like/love to travel.
10.You like/love to laugh.
11.You want to help me be the best "me" I can be...(or at least a cooler imitation)
12.My use of emoticons and/or lack of proper grammar doesn't drive you batty. (if it drives u to drink that's just fine:)
13.You are not psycho:-)
14.You know exactly what you are looking for.
15.You have no idea what you are looking for.
16.You think I'm a dilf.
17.You want to.
18.You think an ideal evening would encompass a handful of the above and a nice bottle of wine, beer or tequila.
19.You think this list is kool and not just long....
AND
20.You made it through this entire fucking profile without slitting your wrists or poking either of your eyes out.

thought this was cute (a girl you should date)
http://nonamerah.wordpress.com/2011/10/03/869/
enough about you.

If I'm not the one for you, thanks for taking the time to read/scan/ my profile. I wish you the best of luck/skill in finding what you are searching/looking for.