Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*Currently traveling for work* need to update my profile when I get
back but, anyway, I'm awesome. Jury is still out on the beard but I
have it right now and I'm a beardbro at the moment, deal with
I make up parody songs on the go and they're pitch perfect.
I like drinking beer and laughing about bullshit with my
I've been to some cool places and am always looking for new
I love a good story.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Having fun in between the times I'm pretending to be an
I'm originally from NH but moved to Boston area because Boston is
I love comedy podcasts and listen to NPR every day.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Knowing the name and filmography of the guy you saw for 2 seconds
in that car commercial.
Talking about anything other than myself.
Making boring times fun times.
Being the leader of a winning bar trivia team.
Being wildly mediocre at sports but playing them anyway.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Movies: An American Tail and Fievel Goes West.
Music: Arcade Fire, LCD Soundsystem, Grateful Dead, The Velvet
Underground, Neil Young, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Vampire Weekend,
Outkast, Bob Dylan, Bon Iver, EDM, Old school hip hop, The Band,
Daft Punk....I'm all over the place
Favorite books: David Copperfield and To Kill a Mockingbird
Favorite Shows: This American Life, Comedy Bang Bang, Breaking Bad,
It's Always Sunny, and Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Food: Hummus, Hot sauce, Avocados, Chicken.
If I was only able to eat Mexican food for the rest of my life, I
wouldn't be that disappointed.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Hummus/hot sauce combo
Music (preferably with a funky bassline)
A pen and notebook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Why didn't Hermione use the time turner to help defeat Voldemort
instead of using it to take more classes?
Is this the end of Tom Brady's dominance? (Haha I had that up last
year when my profile was last active. What a difference a year
Where are the planes flying overhead going to and what is each
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Traveling somewhere fun with friends.
Drinking somewhere fun with friends.
Laughing at something stupid (daily)
I rarely stay in but if I do, I'm listening to Motown and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I was in a rap group in High School. We recorded a 3 song EP but my
friend's hard drive crashed and there's only one recording left
(wish there were zero).
I think melons are the worst fruit on earth. (It's a consistency
I love Snapchatting stupid pictures.
People who answer this with "That I'm on OKCupid" are lame.
You should message me if
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You take longer to answer emails that end with "Please
You like Disco.
You are a Lebowski Acheiver.
You wish Leslie Knope were a real person.
Who are you looking for?
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