27 Cambridge, MA
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My self-summary
*currently traveling for work*

I make up parody songs on the go and they're pitch perfect.

I like drinking beer and laughing about bullshit with my friends.

I've been to some cool places and am always looking for new adventures.

I love a good story.
What I’m doing with my life
Having fun in between the times I'm pretending to be an adult.

I'm originally from NH but moved to Boston area because Boston is more fun.

I love comedy podcasts and listen to NPR when I can.
I’m really good at
Knowing the name and filmography of the guy you saw for 2 seconds in that car commercial.

Talking about anything other than myself.

Being blunt.

Making boring times fun times.

Being the leader of a winning bar trivia team.

Giving advice.


Being wildly mediocre at sports but playing them anyway.
The first things people usually notice about me
My teeth
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies: An American Tail and Fievel Goes West.

Music: Trop House, Grateful Dead, Arcade Fire, Drake, LCD Soundsystem, The Velvet Underground, Neil Young, The Band, The Clash, Modest Mouse, Vampire Weekend, Outkast, Bob Dylan, Bon Iver, Old school hip hop, Daft Punk....I'm all over the place

Favorite books: David Copperfield and To Kill a Mockingbird

Favorite Shows: This American Life, Comedy Bang Bang podcast, Breaking Bad, It's Always Sunny, and Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Food: Hummus, Hot sauce, Avocados, Chicken.

If I was only able to eat Mexican food for the rest of my life, I wouldn't be that disappointed.
The six things I could never do without
The ocean
Comedy podcasts
Hummus/hot sauce combo
Music (preferably with a funky bassline)
A pen and notebook
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why didn't Hermione use the time turner to help defeat Voldemort instead of using it to take more classes?

Is this the end of Tom Brady's dominance? (Haha I had that up last year when my profile was last active. What a difference a year makes!)

Where are the planes flying overhead going to and what is each passenger thinking?
On a typical Friday night I am
Traveling somewhere fun with friends.

Drinking somewhere fun with friends.

Laughing at something stupid (daily)

I rarely stay in but if I do, I'm listening to Motown and reading.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was in a rap group in High School. We recorded a 3 song EP but my friend's hard drive crashed and there's only one recording left (wish there were zero).

I think melons are the worst fruit on earth. (It's a consistency thing.)

I love Snapchatting stupid pictures.

People who answer this with "That I'm on OKCupid" are lame.
You should message me if
You like Disco.
You are a Lebowski Acheiver.
You wish Leslie Knope were a real person.