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31 Dallas, TX Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Mar 28
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Mostly anything
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Dropped out of university
Strictly monogamous
Doesn’t have kids, but wants them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The short version is that I'm a geek/nerd who takes care of himself and is kind and sweet and funny. Pretty much like that guy in that romantic comedy, you know, that one with that guy in it? Yeah, that one.

I tend to be polite to people I don't know, and totally honest with people I do know. I try to think about other's feelings. I don't like gossip (It's usually very boring). I make jokes, favoring absurd-ist humor and bad puns. I don't talk while watching movies/TV (at least not during good TV). I get along with most people, but actually like very few people. I'm very patient, except towards willful ignorance and incompetence (as in: you've refused to learn after being told several times). I don't take most small problems, insults or inconveniences personally, and generally pity those who do. I like to solve problems and puzzles. I'm usually very kind.
I prefer the indoors, and dislike crowds and concerts. I don't follow sports.

Games are important to me. I used to play a lot of video games but don't anymore. I try to get together with my friends every weekend and play table top games, though secretly the gaming is now mostly an excuse to spend time with people I like and pretend to be pirates.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Doing payroll.
Slowly working on a game that I may never finish.
Trying to schedule game time with my friends.
Looking for you. (sorry, that was cheesy.)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
-Game design, sometimes.
-Never wanting to go to sleep at night, never wanting to get up in the morning.
-Conversation. If there's something to talk about. I can't do small talk.
-Listening. I'm okay with listening to the problems you've had through the day, and making jokes about it in an attempt to make you smile.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I used to be shy. I think people now just think that I'm a bit weird, which is true, but not for the reasons that they assume. Though, instead of weird, I prefer the term "differently awesome."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
-I like detective stories, in all mediums. Jeff Lindsay's Dexter books are just wonderful. David Suchet as Poirot is great. There's an anime called "Case Closed" which I love for its many, many Rube-Goldberg murders.
I like anime, but I greatly prefer Manga. most Anime slows the pace down just to fill time, and loses the artistry of the original.

-I like fast-paced, character driven comedy, Like The Office, or The Simpsons Seasons 1-7. Have you seen The IT Crowd? I like Judd Apatow's movies, and that sense of comedy, like The 40 year Old Virgin and Knocked Up.
-If you have seen Scott Pilgrim Vs The World then you have basically seen into my head. Also, I have seen Pacific Rim like 5 times.

-I like most kinds of food. At any type of establishment there's something I can eat.

-I don't have strong feelings either way for most music. I don't like repetitive lyrics or music solely intended to dance to. I like music that fits the mood. The music I really like tends to be fast paced. Sorry if that's a bit vague. Right now my favorite artist is Anamanaguchi.

-For video games, (which no one asked about, but are just as varied a medium as any of the others in this section) I like RPGs, both action and turn based. I love Castlevania, Megaman and Zelda games. Fallout, Mass Effect, Borderlands, Final Fantasy and more. Though I don't do sports games and first person shooters without an inventory or leveling mechanic bore me. (I played games where you run forward and shoot people quite enough on the NES, thanks)
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Games - my brain demands problems that it can solve, and if I do not meet its demands, it will kill the hostages.

Japan -Godzilla, Zelda, Final Fantasy, Hikaru Utada, GundamKamen Rider, manga -I could go on forever about the great things from this country. ...or at least a while.

Internet -It's where we are right now!

Comedy -more important than music. Comedy is an art form rarely respected enough.

An outlet for my imagination. Right now that's the weekend gaming with my friends.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The game that I'm currently making. Or thinking about how I should really work on it, but don't feel like it right now.

Politics, science, and political science.

Which of the podcasts that I follow updates today.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Just a Doctor looking for his companion to adventure with.
Actually I am usually at home, alone, working on my computer.... Look, if you have something better to do I'd love to hear it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Most of the times that I act like an idiot it's done purposefully, for the sake of comedy. I like character-based comedy, and am willing to make myself appear foolish for the enjoyment of others.
Sadly, this often makes people not take me seriously as a responsible, adult human being.
I believe this to be a fair trade-off, as most of the time being able to put others at ease through comedy is more important than impressing them with your grandiosity and serious nature.

Also, if I visit your profile more than once it's because I've forgotten whether or not I read your profile or just saw it, and also forgot if I tried to send you a message. ...I forget a lot of things, is what I'm saying. Though that also means I don't hold grudges, because I forget to resent people.
You should message me if
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If you are not "just a normal girl." I'm bored of normal girls. The stranger most "normal" people find you, the greater the chance that I will totally dig you.
So message me if you want to fight helicopters with katanas, slay monsters with your psychic powers or go into space and look for adventure, all with witty banter and a rockin' soundtrack. (I wrote this a long time ago but just realized that I think that I just described Guardian of the Galaxy)